Andy✌️

@andyhey

✨He/They✨ Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt I do design, I say gay shit, I follow back based on interactions✌️ 🇮🇹 in 🇬🇧

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Andy✌️@andyhey· 27d

Breakfast with a view. Goodmorning paupers!

A view from a dining table next to large, multi-paned windows overlooking a lawn and trees. On the table, a white plate holds a slice of bread, a pastry, and a banana. Beside the plate are a gray mug, a small white creamer, salt and pepper shakers, a small vase with white flowers, and a packet labeled "Sugar".

Andy✌️@andyhey· 28d

Hi peasants, this is my office this week

A grand, historic red-brick mansion with intricate Tudor-style architecture and numerous windows, set against a clear blue sky. The building is viewed from a driveway bordered by a manicured lawn and a low chain barrier. A small green sign on the lawn reads, "No Parking." In the foreground, an individual is walking along the path.

A historic red brick building features ornate gables, a diaper pattern in the brickwork, and multiple black-framed windows with leaded glass. A small turret on the roof supports a weather vane displaying the letter "N." The building is set against a clear blue sky, with a leafy green bush visible on the right side.

A wood-paneled lounge featuring intricate carved woodwork, decorative ceiling beams, and a large crystal chandelier. The room is furnished with several upholstered armchairs in various neutral tones, arranged on a patterned carpet. Warm light emanates from table lamps throughout the space. A sign on a small counter in the foreground reads: "Welcome to the library. Please scan the QR code to view our menu."

A view from inside a building looking out through an open doorway onto a landscaped area. In the foreground, a dark wooden door frame surrounds an illuminated metal lantern and a prominent stone column. A green exit sign on the wall displays a "running person icon with a directional arrow." Beyond the doorway, a stone-tiled patio leads to a gravel path and a green, tree-lined lawn under a bright, overcast sky.

Andy✌️@andyhey· 28d

On the train with a bunch of teen girls from St. Mary Catholic School and… brother, the uncatholic things they’re saying!

A close-up selfie of a person with a shaved head and facial hair wearing dark-rimmed glasses, looking directly into the camera with wide, intense eyes. The setting is inside a public transport carriage, with an overhead luggage rack visible above. On the left wall is a sign titled "passenger safety instructions" containing a section on "Evacuation via doors." To the right, a framed "Network route map" for "greater" services is displayed on the wall.

Andy✌️@andyhey· 28d

I’m— Ok, I guess I understand why I’m still single now

My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Aquarius Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Scorpio Rising, Capricorn Venus - #2FA7C9 #5E5AA8 #6C2F3F #A58D7B. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart #big3 #pantonechallenge #zodiacpantone

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jul 12

Rate-A-Queen: who’s gonna sashay away next? Pick your 6, the two bottom queens will battle it out against the explosive diarrhea virus 1. Ben Shapiro 2. Matt Gaetz 3. JD Vance 4. Clarence Thomas 5. RFK Jr 6. Orangina Trumpolina

A graphic featuring a glowing, neon pink triangle outline centered against a dark, hazy, purple background, with the text "RATE-A-QUEEN" in a matching neon pink font overlaid across the middle.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jul 12

Who’s gonna tell them?

A screenshot of a mobile app update interface displaying "Upcoming Automatic Updates" for the game "Hole.io." The app icon depicts a green, cartoonish hole consuming a skyscraper and a car. To the right of the app title is a circular progress indicator. The text reads: "Upcoming Automatic Updates", "Hole.io", "Today", "The hole is hungry - and now, so is your inner collector.", "• COLLECTIBLES ARE HERE - Dive into levels, hunt for hidden sphere more".

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jul 11

Remember when I was looking at flats to rent and the one I really liked had AI photos plus the letting agency wanted a British guarantor bc they’re racist? I had their account and all listings suspended until they remove every trace of AI slop. It’s the little {petty} things, y’know?

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jul 5

Moira Rose

A person with long blonde hair styled in a distinctive, rounded fringe wears a tall, ornate white mitre with gold trim. They are dressed in a white garment and accessorized with a pearl choker and a long, intricate gold pendant necklace. The individual has a gentle smile and is positioned against a background of draped, light-colored fabric.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 28

It’s also a focaccia with nutella kinda day ✨because i’m worth it✨

A square, flaky nut-filled pastry layered with nutella and coated in crushed nuts, topped with a generous layer of powdered sugar, resting on a piece of white parchment paper.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 28

✨Product Placement✨ It’s totally a stuffed focaccia day!

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 26

I mean, I’m even fucking good at. But that’s beside the point! I’m a scammer now!!! This is 🤮 (Also, don’t look at my mess. I’m moving out. You’re being homophobic)

A room with dark wood-look flooring and a sloping white ceiling featuring multiple light bulbs and a smoke detector. A bed with a dark frame and green bedding is positioned against the beige wall, with storage containers underneath. To the left, a black chair supports a TV and an acoustic guitar. To the right, two black storage benches extend along the wall, holding various items including a frying pan and an appliance labeled "Instant Pot."

An AI-generated bedroom with dark wood flooring features a dark wood bed frame with a grey comforter and two pillows, placed against an off-white wall under a sloped ceiling. To the left of the bed is a dark chair holding a television mounted on a stand with visible cables and electronic devices. To the right of the bed is a small, dark two-drawer nightstand. The room is illuminated by multiple bare light bulbs recessed into the ceiling, along with a smoke detector.

A bedroom and home office setup with dark wood flooring and off-white walls. To the left, a teal suitcase sits by a window with beige curtains, topped with a small desk fan. A tall black wardrobe stands in the corner next to a desk cluttered with a laptop, a computer monitor, and colorful sticky notes. A black gaming chair is positioned at the desk, while various items of clothing hang on the wall to the right. Underneath the desk is a storage box decorated with a rainbow illustration and the text "Magic Garden."

An AI-generated empty room with dark wood-effect laminate flooring and plain white walls. To the left, a window with beige curtains sits above a white radiator. A tall, black two-door wardrobe is positioned in the corner. A white paneled door is on the right, and the ceiling features several recessed spotlights.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 25

GURL

A close-up shot of a doll with long, reddish-brown hair and an exaggerated expression of shock, with wide, staring eyes and a small, pink-lipped mouth set in an O-shape. The doll has light skin, defined eyelashes, and subtle earrings. There is no text in the image.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 22

Guess who’s so lucky to have arranged MULTIPLE viewings across Cambridge in the next 4 days?!

A mobile weather application interface displaying a 10-day forecast over a blue gradient background. Each row features a day of the week, a weather icon, a low temperature, a horizontal bar indicating the temperature range, and a high temperature. The interface includes navigation icons for a map and a list at the bottom. Text reads: "10-DAY FORECAST. Today 15° 28°. Tue 16° 33°. Wed 20° 35°. Thu 19° 33°. Fri 22° 30°. Sat 19° 26°. Sun 16° 23°. Mon 14° 23°. Tue 14° 23°. Wed 15° 23°. AIR POLLUTION.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 18

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 17

Sweetie. I ate the whole thing! (Just for reference)

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 14

It’s giving iconic! #Pride #London

The exterior of a theater features a large, sculptural nest containing a child figure, positioned above prominent signage that reads "Harry Potter AND THE CURSED CHILD". In the foreground, a person stands among a crowd, holding a large transgender pride flag. Black metal barriers feature banners that read "J.K. ROWLING’S Harry Potter AND THE CURSED CHILD".

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 12

{staring at your group chats}

A low-resolution, slightly blurry animated still of Peter Griffin, a heavy-set man with light skin, wearing glasses and a short-sleeved button-down shirt. He is holding a cigarette, to his mouth. He is positioned in a dark, indoor room with partially visible window blinds in the background.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 10

“OR AS A PODCAST”

A high-angle security camera view inside a retail store shows a brown horse with a white blaze on its face standing on a black floor mat. The horse is actively vomiting a large pile of yellowish, fibrous material onto the floor. An illuminated "EXIT" sign is visible above a doorway in the background.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 5

Kinda like this?

"someone: but you don't look gay me: oh sorry let me just -" A meme showing a muscular man standing barefoot in a bedroom where every surface, including the walls, curtains, rug, bed, and furniture, is decorated in vibrant rainbow patterns. The man is wearing jeans with rainbow stripes, and his chest, face, and one wrist are painted with rainbow colors.

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 4

Hot guys serving fresh fried fish directly from their boat. Life is good 🥹

Andy✌️@andyhey· Jun 4

Answering all phishing/scam messages with a “Nice try Jan” gif… 👁️🫦👁️

A screenshot of a mobile text message conversation containing a suspected phishing attempt regarding a package delivery. The text reads: "+63 919 886 1705", "BRT - Building without license plate", "|| June 4 at 09:44 the courier reached the condominium, the building does not have a license plate with the identification number.", "The package is stored in the BRT city sorting center, you can check and update the address and book the delivery or pick it up at the branch.", "https://brt.rpccjz.help/secure/en", "To activate the link, answer "S" and reopen the message.", "The package will be kept until June 6, after the deadline the Return procedure." Below the text messages is an image of a young blonde woman with a skeptical expression, featuring a "More" button and the text, "Nice try Jan."

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 30

It’s smaller and greener, I used the italian variety which is like a normal eggplant just cuter

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 30

My first attempt to Thai Green Curry 💚 I had to improvise and sub some ingredients, but my mouth is crying and I’m so happy… Feel free to tell me I’m a good person✌️

A bowl of creamy Thai green curry, containing chunks of chicken, diced eggplant, and strips of red bell pepper, is served in a white bowl featuring a black starburst rim design. The bowl rests on a vintage-style floral tablecloth adorned with pink and yellow flowers and green foliage.

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 28

I love enabling Sister 2, allow her to have fun (and a drink). Because she deserves it and mostly because she’s just as silly as me…

A close-up selfie of a person with a shaved head and facial hair, and a person with long, dark hair, both smiling brightly at the camera under a clear, sunlit sky with a visible lens flare.

A close-up, low-angle shot of two people facing each other with joyful expressions against a bright, sun-drenched sky. The person on the left has a shaved head and a short beard, and the person on the right had long, brown, wet hair and wears delicate floral-shaped ear jewelry. Both are positioned close together, laughing in the warm sunlight.

Two textured glasses of mojitos, each garnished with a lime wheel, sprigs of mint, and a black straw, sit on a light-wood table beside a small wooden board serving four square slices of savory flatbread and two slices of salami, with wooden skewers stuck into the food. A portion of a person wearing a green top is visible in the background along with an outdoor brick patio.

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 27

Yo soy un poquito borracho! Je suis une petit bouche! Maremma sul ciuchino sto pienah! I am a petty princess!

A person with a shaved head, facial hairs and glasses smiles at the camera, with two bottle caps placed on the forehead. The background features an yellow wall and a clock.

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 24

So… what up?

A close-up selfie of a smiling person with a shaved head and short facial hair, resting their chin on their crossed forearms. The sun shines brightly from directly behind their head, creating a flare against the clear blue sky. They are lying on a colorful towel on a pebble beach, with the ocean and a distant coastline visible in the background.

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 24

28 and rising. It will be worse in the next days…

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 23

Tiramisù wasn’t enough happiness so today I also made Mapo Tofu. Every hole in my face is either on fire or leaking✌️

A frying pan sits on a stovetop, filled with mapo tofu featuring cubes of tofu and ground meat submerged in a thick, dark reddish-brown sauce. A wooden spoon rests on the handle of the pan.

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 22

Making Mother happy with 1 KG of tiramisù. …and I’m very happy too!

A small glass jar with a wire-bail closure filled with layers of tiramisu, featuring visible soaked ladyfingers, cream, and a dusting of cocoa powder on top. A larger rectangular baking dish containing the same dessert is positioned in the background on a wooden surface.

Andy✌️@andyhey· May 20

Guess who cooked dinner