Andy KJ Cragg

@andykjcragg

Short Stories (andykjcragg.co.uk), Web Designer (lilacpixel.com), Musak (chintzbaby.com), Audio Narration (andykjcragg.co.uk/audio), Book Scanner App (mylilacbooks.com). Me and all my websites: Please no DMs unless I know you!

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Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· 5d

Possibly JavaScript

Now That's What I Call Music Picture Generator

This is faux JavaScript :

const now = Date.now()
if (now >= params.then) {
Music.Call (this, what, i);
}

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· 16d

From the BBC drama ANN DROiD (caps because I wanted the lower-case i there), first episode - T&Cs from the robot manufacturers. I've typed it out in the alt-text.

ANN DROiD - Haven Comfort - Querrick Medical
Terms and conditions apply; your home may be at risk if you do not keep up the payments. A credit check may be carried
out by one of our third party representatives. Failure to keep up the payments may result in withdrawal of service. Al
though every safety feature is thought of, implementing these features is not always within the budget so the use of your humanoid is entirely at your own risk. Querrick Medical cannot be held responsible for any malfunctions which on occasion may lead to customer injury or death.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· May 28

Looks perfectly fine to me!

Dr Who background image with "Another familiar-looking corridor" across the middle in white text.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· May 20

On the Grauniad's Top 100 Books of all time, BTL, this is me:

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What no Dan Brown?

Gliddofglood2
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16 May 2026 11.56

Brilliant! That’s the best comment here!! I will be laughing for the rest of the morning. :)

EuropeanBlade
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16 May 2026 13.00

While quickly perusing the list published by eminent British broadsheet The Guardian, acclaimed author Dan Brown felt a strong sense of disappointment at not being included.

Deswegen
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16 May 2026 15.24

Dan Brown!! I've clutched my pearls so tightly they've shattered.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Apr 3

A digital artwork by ~ andy cragg ~ "Reflection"

Artwork by ~ andy cragg ~
"Reflection" - eight thick lines across, each a different height - from top : light blue, grey, a lighter grey, green, a lighter green, a salmony colour, a darker salmony colour, purple.
In the middle is a landscape red rectangle with a portrait blue rectangle offset from the middle to the right. Underneath is the same but lighter and shorter as its reflection.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Apr 3

Attempt at some digital art using some colour combos found on CSS websites.

An artwork by ~ andy cragg ~

Red square top left, yellow frame intersecting it, also intersecting a black circle in the middle. Bottom left is a blue triangle, and slightly to the right of the triangle is a small red frame.
Each shape has a border in a different colour.
The artwork is framed with a dark blue border.
Well, I like it anyway!

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Oct 1

Floggin' me motor : www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/... - only £14,195 for this beauty!

Toyota C-HR
1.8 VVT-h Dynamic CVT Euro 6 (s/s) 5dr, 2018, for sale on AutoTrader, 43,000 miles, £14,195

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jul 17

That's what I'm trying to do - designing the covers myself using LibreOffice Impress and The Gimp : I've almost got it right!

Three books covers by andy kj cragg - esoteria, mottled plinth and a curation of curious characters. Hopefully showing how I'm trying to get them to match, but with different geometric shapes on each and in different colours. They nearly do match, kind of.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jul 5

hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/ima... - try this clue! The right part of each block is half of the left part of a circle, and vice versa - all vertical lines are part of a circle, hence the squares disappearing!

The Coffer illusion clues as to where the circles are.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jun 27

I have more than a thousand followers! About double that from the other place. Thank you to all! I'd better post stuff then. Here is a photo I took recently - grey pebbles, great sky and a sliver of grey sea.

A landscape photograph of grey pebbles, great sky and a sliver of grey sea in between. The right side of the photo is oddly brighter than the left. It breaks all the conventions of photographic composition, probably not in a good way.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jun 26

Oooft !

Andy KJ Cragg
@andykjcragg.co.uk
999 followers ...

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Mar 25

Mottled Plinth - new Book of Short Stories. Available in Kindle, paperback and a very lovely hardback! By andy kj cragg (me). www.amazon.co.uk/Mottled-Plin... I now may have to do "promotion". Yeeek!

Cover of Mottled Plinth by andy kj cragg - a book of Short Stories available on Amazon at : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mottled-Plinth-book-short-stories/dp/B0DZSY3LTX/

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jan 27

Powertran Transcendent 200 mono synth, built from a kit usually, about 45 years old. I have one.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jan 17

A rusty bolt seen through a rusty v-shaped thing. Looks a bit rude.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jan 3

A picture of a floor, then skirting board, wire then mostly blank wall.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Jan 3

The Grauniad today :

Two articles side-by-side in the Guardian - one on looking after your liver, and next to it, best wines for the new year ...

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Dec 17

Looks like a primordial swamp with trees growing out of the water which is reflecting the trunks and branches.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Dec 12

Not the best email subject to entice ...

Email from Cardiff Christmas Festival - the subject is "Two Star Guests Announced!"

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Dec 11

Hee hee!

Guardian Cryptic crossword anagram helper with a rude word beginning with CU and ending in NTS in the random arrangement of letters for "Tulsa Chilean" anagram.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Nov 26

Yey!

Text of the word "millionaire" in black sans-serif, bottom right, white background.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Nov 25

I've no idea what this is, but it looks fun at skircle.me

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Nov 24

All over the place. I tidied my read books yesterday...

About 60 books in three piles on the floor. Plus fimo modeling tool set and the base of an IKEA lamp.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Nov 23

Spot the sheep?

Rows and rows of cans of beer, with a hidden sheep amongst them. The sheep is between a yellow and orange can, peering out.

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Nov 22

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Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Nov 21

All white sugar bowl, teapot, cup and saucer, milk jug, salt pot, pepper pot, teacup and saucer and teapot all in a row on a wooden table at a local cafe. Because we like that sort of thing!

Andy KJ Cragg@andykjcragg· Nov 15

The other day.