Andrew Roberts 💬🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@andymroberts
Ex-flight attendant. He/Him #gay #LGBwiththeT #startrek #doctorwho #familyguy. I'm woke, if you've got a problem with that, then simply don't follow - you won't be able to change my opinion! Most likely to be found on Bluesky saying "fuck" a lot.
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY! 21:15, just as I’d got my dick out, we scored!
Oh go ahead Donald. You'll be in contravention of the Geneva Convention and you WILL end up on trial at The Hague. Your Supreme Court "Get out of Jail FREE" card won't work there as it's not a court that is in your pocket with judges picked by you!
Cue Farage in one weeks time “I’m the most targeted politician in modern history” again as he glosses over Jo Cox, David Amess and Anne Widdecombe.
The state of my legs! 😭 I did my usual early morning pre-dawn walk this morning and when I got home, I spent 3 1/2 hours in the back and front gardens, tidying up, weeding and cutting the lawns. I was bitten by insects hundreds of times. I just want to scratch and scratch and scratch! 😭
The worlds leaders need to tell Trump to just fuck off! How is it acceptable for him to charge a tariff, yet when Iran said they would charge a protection fee for safe passage, he said that was wrong. Trump is a grifting cunt and the Grim Reaper took the wrong one!
I wonder if in any way these two breaking news stories are linked?
In other news, I've got a new hat (That wasn't that cheap!)
So the suspect is “white” and “male”. Thank goodness Farage cannot start a race riot now in order to garner support for his sham by-election in Clacton.
Gosh! Farage possibly losing his seat to a bin, England still in the World Cup and now THIS! Are we finally heading back on to the correct time line?
So presumably all that needs to happen is for Starmer to telephone Gianni Infantino and cry like a little baby man-child, like Trump did and Infantino will make the ban go away? That’s how it works at this World Cup isn’t it? Precedent has now been set by the corrupt President in the White House!
I've got a feeling that politics in the UK for the next few weeks is going to feel a little bit like the Doctor Who "Army of Ghosts" episode where there were special inserts of real tv shows like "EastEnders" and "Trisha" featuring 'ghosts'.
The person behind Count Binface is really quite attractive! His name is Jon Harvey and he is a comedian.
And seeing as I won’t get down to the coast again this year… This is actually HEAVEN! 😍
This gorgeous, inquisitive young fox followed me for around 1/4 of a mile. They didn’t seem scared. They just seemed to want to know where I was going. 🦊
I’ve just remembered this gorgeous fox decided to stop and pose for a couple of pics this morning! ❤️
Robert Jenrick right now, after hearing that Farage is resigning to trigger a Clacton by-election...
Nigel Farage waiting in the wings to give his "Future in public life" speech in just a couple of minutes time.
If Farage is going to step down as Reform leader/as an MP, that will mean we have finally broken free from the “Years and Years” timeline!
Please let it be that he has seen a copy of the investigation into the £5m g(r)ift and he knows he is FUCKED! If he walks away from parliament, they need to still pass a suspension that will be effective if he ever gets back in as an MP (like they did with Johnson) So he would face an immediate
Oh, oh, OH! But I thought Trump was smart, a high IQ individual, smarter than any president who has ever presidented previously? Yet he doesn’t understand the concept of a red card? What a knob!
So Trump understands the rules of FOOTBALL? Ok, If Trump can explain the offside rule in clear plain English (King’s, not American) without digressing a million times, then I’ll accept his assertion that no foul was committed. If he cannot explain offside, then the red card stands.
Today was the day that I finally got to choose new glasses frames. After the fiasco with the last pair that broke, I’ve decided to order two regular pair, in case I have another pair break on me some time. These are the ones I have chosen.
Well I think I looked pretty cute in today's outfit! (Ignore all the boxes of crisps and Monster)