It gets worse.

Here's a pic:

From a real America's 250th celebration in Connecticut. If you have pics from your local event, please share in the thread!

He will not do well in GenPop.

Yep.

This guy? The guy wearing an Arnie Palmer jacket and Costco pants with the stickers still on? I'll take those odds.

They aren't spending it on feeding the troops. This is a travesty in and of itself, but it also raises the question of what that money os actually being spent on.

She certainly gets around.

When the Bride of Wildenstein is your inspiration...

Apparently, he had a rough night last night.

Say what?

"I'm too dumb to spell big words, but look at my cool new friends!"

It's all good. Operation Epic Furry is in safe hands.

A poem from Michael F. Dubois.

Right?

Bovino never looked that good in his whole damn life. Does Dustin know about the Internet?

He also claims he was "lynched". Which is odd, considering that he was able to walk away.

Guess who's getting a visit from three ghosts tonight!

I've been trying to think of who/what Tom Cotton reminds me of. It turns out, it's Clippy.

Just so we're clear, this is Mister Hotstuff:

Because we are DONE.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's a Little Fella, all right.

Shout out to the weenuses in the Trump Admin and the rest of the GOP Lackey Brigade for trying to intimidate us into not showing up today! You literally INCREASED attendance. Bravo!