Anna Maltese
@annamaltese
Archer, martial artist, former Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.
Yeah, there are some plants that are called jasmines but aren't in the actual jasmine family, like star jasmine, Madagascar jasmine, and Carolina jasmine. (Forgive the inclusion of the google AI summation that popped up)
#bloomscrolling haven’t posted in a while, but I just picked up these two Arabian Jasmine and holy cats, even with them in the very back of my car, it still smelled like I had spilled a bottle of perfume on the upholstery. Very stanky. Highly recommend.
Your mommy finally told you to launder your own damn hood and robe, didn't she
John Conyers was a REAL fighter for universal health care, not a faker like Sanders.
I mean, just look at the burning hot passion between these two chucklefu-I mean lovers
And in the comments section under Alex's post, people are still insisting that there are supernatural forces at work. I just...* headdesk
I gotta run. A burn notice has been put out on me and the agents have already been scrambled. Let this be my last known ph
FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BREAKING: My old cubicle buddy on Simpsons, Alex Ruiz, has gone rogue. I REPEAT: HE HAS GONE ROGUE. He's put out a public statement about what we did on Simpsons and who we did it for. How we not only predicted the future, we ORCHESTRATED IT. Oh god, this is so bad. /1
Graham Platner dropping out to spend time with his loved ones. Graham Platner's loved ones:
I'mma be petty again. STG, this is the most punchable face. Just the perpetually dumbest dumbfuck expression in his stupid vacant cow eyes. Not a thought going on behind them. Chinless, unwashed, perpetually confused moron whose deepest thought he ever had was probably, "What holds stairs up?"