Here's a Wings game from a few weeks back. Taku's not really a Wings fan but they had just scored a very exciting basket.

He really loves doing this, and i don't entirely understand it except I really love it too.

It's my cat's birthday today, and what does he wanna do? Watch the Mystics beat the Dream. So just like almost every Friday night for the last couple months, we watched the game together AND HELD HANDS

The audiobook for my sort-of memoir has just been released. Narrated by Andi Arndt, available on Audible, soon also on Apple Books and Amazon. Wider release in a few months. Why not give it a listen? (Limited press copies available; get in touch if you'd like one.)

@me3dia.bsky.social made me look at this and now i'm mad

As you approach the basket, therefore, and are going to say, shoot, or free throw, you are met with a bright red floor that says CHEEZ-IT, see attached, which maybe is only funny to me?

Yo. Look what arrived in the post.

I have received another bot email from an AI book marketing professional who is "expert in Amazon rankings" and I just want to clarify one key point from the email:

My hot sauce company is hosting a literary reading on April 18 with Rebecca Novack and @meganmilks.bsky.social at Dear Native Grapes, a local heritage winery. If you are wondering whether or not it will be worth traveling for: it will be. Plan your weekends now!

i can not look at this guy without thinking, "i'm gonna punch you in the face"

Behold SNOW., two more macings on, pending my trusty board of tasters. They will tell me it's too hot, and I will laugh LAUGH I say

May you all be blessed by this image of my blissed-out cat in repose with his Christmas Gift, a piece of pizza filled with catnip

For the record, this was exactly as delightful as I hoped. I was very nearly not allowed to leave because the Puppet Master tried to attach strings to me. Pretty sure most of this was totally illegal. Zillion stars, no notes.

I have a professional photographer taking pix of my hot sauce today and she's SMSing various test shots and it's like being besties with the school photographer on picture day. I'm such a proud mama.

My pal Carla Bruni wrote this book and it's a lovely, vernacular guide to the lovely, vernacular architecture of America's loveliest and most vernacular city.

Dudes keep throwing garbage in my sinkhole

Took home one of these tonight, plus placed in two other categories and had a hot sauce so beloved in the People's Choice category that everyone who voted assumed it won even though it didn't.

Meet Alice Sea Sparkle Tiger (not mine). Weighs two pounds soaking weight, delivers excellent kisses, poops wherever the hell she wants. Dog or Muppet? Unclear

Oh wait maybe you all can help (honestly wrong answers only):

Buncha queers tonight raised a shit-ton of money for fighting fires and saving lives and now I have 200 more best friends, I'd say that's a pretty good day despite all the fascism

holy fuck nuh-uh to all of this

The Flag Day Parade the next town over is weirdly low-key this year, nearly to the point of hostility

My meditation app wants this guy to relax me ?!?! How

I can't stop laughing about this mug I ordered, which is a play on a hot sauce I make and is not funny for any other reason www.tinkertownprovisions.com/product-page...

I've pitted the cute-dog plumber against the bad-ass biker plumber in a bid to yes literally snake my drain, but I think we have a clear winner?

Walked to my local art house theater TO WATCH MY FRIENDS BE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER

New newsletter out, featuring the funny and only slightly disgusting interview with THE SCORCH QUEEN: mailchi.mp/d9c0e49f99d8...

My Independent Bookstore Day plans will be reading out loud from my upcoming nutso buttso novel about a geriatric woman serial killer at Hello Hello Books in Rockland Maine. In case that sounds fun to you.

I would be very interested in speaking to someone who can explain to me exactly how monumentally this will f*** Cambodia.

OMG The Lure (2015)!! So many dancing!! How can a movie be so good?!?!