who up vacuuming they pussy

what year is it. what are we doing here. who the fuck describes themselves as “middle eastern.” why are you wokescolding me on the casual sex app.

manifesting my next bf (or gf)

this is not a joke

i’m a succulent guy now 👍

through thrifting, inheritance, and one retail purchase, i have unintentionally become a Jacket Guy

i have done everything the succulent subreddit said to i will NOT be killing these 😤

a few times a year i will make an elaborate meal to demonstrate than i CAN cook i just don’t like to

im obsessed with taking pics of him at 0.5x zoom

i can’t stop laughing at this

do you have games on your phone

this is me at my job

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

asking the ear nose and throat doctor to prescribe me cocaine to stop my nosebleeds

i’m sleepmaxxing

coworker made joseph and i a massive loaf of sourdough and it has nourished us for 3 beautiful meals

sorry im late my cat had to do his physical therapy exercises

teddy bear baby

appointment was really good and now jenkins has this handy app to keep track of his exercises lmao

hmm i wonder what views he means

i celebrated wrapped day by immediately cancelling spotify premium after it dropped

baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby

south carolina highlights

DO YOU SMOKE THE BUS ROACH

i believe he was once a human man and a witch turned him into a cat

sometimes i like to check on people i went to high school with who never left our hometown and wow what a perfect encapsulation of what a lifetime in the suburbs does to the human brain

it doesn’t get any better than this