Another one from the haul. I don't know if it's my thing necessarily but it is kind of fun, and comfortable! #thongthursday I guess 😅

I wouldn't say the underwear haul was a great success but I actually really liked these Doreanse jocks. But hey ho, at least it's #tummytuesday 🙃

A story told in three parts 😏. (Girthmasterr is no joke 😮‍💨)

Sooo.. I might've been a little horny this morning and decided to treat myself a bit. Will they look good and fit me? Probably not but hey ho, could be fun. I also might've bought a "contraption" to satisfy me through this drought..😅

But like, all I wanna do is have a sloppy make out session.

This might explain my absence from bluesky at the moment 😅

Had to do -something- on my day off.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you can pick just one) I miss her every single day, the goodest girl there ever was ❤️

Been saying "-Yeah we really need some rain to kick start everything, it's so dry." This is not what I meant 🙃

Y'all are making me horny this #mcm 🥴

Fresh for the orgy, clean as a whistle! (Happy April fool's 🥲)

One day left in Finland for this time, and honestly I'm feeling a little homesick for the first time. Night night you handsome men 😘 #tummytuesday

Just hanging out in a tiny club toilet in eastern Finland.

The books I'm listening to at the moment is keeping me permanently chubbed 😮‍💨 #fcf #moderatelysizedchubbedfriday

Another bland hotel room. Another Finnish city for four weeks. Felt cute 💁

Did you see my duck? 🦆 #scs #softcocksunday

This little asshole is disturbing my morning horn.. He's way to curios of things he definitely shouldn't be 🙃

To be fair I looked like this so.. checks out.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 The way my last.fm keeps calling me a fagguette everytime one of these prompts come up..

"Feels like -36°" 🫠

Booking a little sleep pod instead of waiting 6 hours in the terminal might've been my best idea in a while.

Ending this cursed, from the start project with food poisoning. I'm very ready to go home now, very ready.

Soft boy Sunday 😴

Aquired a haircut! Now where is that massage..?

Desperately need a haircut (and a massage). Happy Wednesday!

If these hot as fuck airport daddies knew what kind of filth I'm listening to right now they'd all be popping boners. Finland, here I cum again!

What else is there to do when you have a free Saturday in a hotel?

Happy #fcf! How's everyone else celebrating? 😏

You're obviously hiding a can of this

This impromptu girls trip to Copenhagen was a very good idea. So many christmas markets! The beard unfortunately didn't survive a faulty clipper guard 🥲