And, famously, his own grandfather. I've always loved how Tom Arnold has leaned into the jokes. I watched The Stupids and McHale's Navy way too many times as a kid. Had no idea he hired a pre-SNL Norm though. At least he recognizes the best.

I believe you mean Fozziwig tearing at his FUR. Common mistake.

Oh, wait till you hear about QUELL. It "rewrites tense texts from difficult exes, co-parents, family, and roommates in calm, neutral language before they reach your phone." You can sample it on their website and I'm not sure "I'm upset" conveys the urgency of the message I tested.

You'll know Timmy's arrived when he scratches the chalkboard in the back of the room. "You know the thing about an orca… he's got lifeless eyes…"

On behalf of humans, fuck AI.

Yep. I don't think it has anything to do with our voters. It's all about the one guy who "knows those computers better than anybody."

I keep this screenshot bookmarked for exactly that reason.

It sure sounds like he's just completely unaware how to do his job. Which should be a disqualifier from being hired, right?

That VH1 show he hosted in the 2000s was one of the greatest pieces of American art ever produced. The pure unadulterated cringe is unmatched.

I don't think wrists should bend this way

Perhaps you'll find some commiseration in my Letterboxd review. I absolutely adored it. Damian McCarthy is 3 for 3 in my mind.

The guy who built the sign:

My favorite little bisexual gargoyle!

Awesome! I'm just happy I finally got my sweet baby Mimikyu today. They kept ghosting me.

I said this as a joke. C'mon, humans.

Am I missing something? He was arrested in his neighborhood, why are you blaming hospital employees?

Clearly they weren't scared enough by the Sneak King game as a kid. That taught me to respect the King.

Welcome to the party, pal. First line of defense against that clanking scum. (Now picture me lighting a giant cigar.)

Like the cat version of this kid

Great writeup! Monroeville Mall was my childhood stomping ground, pretty much every weekend until I moved away (also have some family buried in Evans City Cemetery). So sad it's going away. Looks like they rearranged the museum since I went a few years back. Flyboy used to be with the others.

Hopefully she's stuck in enlisted housing (where I had to fight off hordes of cockroaches when I was in). Meanwhile, Officers' housing is surprisingly nice. They typically look like a good-sized suburban home (or better).

Nobody wants fake baseball?

Drop a poster of your favorite comedy from the year (1991) #comedy #filmsky #moviesky "I'm a writer, you monsters!"

Looks like they're on the other side of the machine behind the pillar. You can see the Mayo or Ranch dispenser on the side. Unless that's some new slot machine design.

A theory proven more true by Bolshoi-turned-assassin Karl from Die Hard

I'd rather the NYC mayor use his hand sto eat rice than whatever this future mayoral candidate is doing

Especially because they had enough money a month before his death to pay off a $4.8 million house. I've lost a lot of people to cancer, but none of their families felt the need to grift me. www.realtor.com/news/celebri...