Not arguing the point, but Nosferatu always reminded me more of Emil Bove.

I'm so sorry you're dealing with this. My spouse has a video of a yearling deer doing zoomies around their mama, but I can't find it at the moment. Instead, here's my giant doofus cat sitting on a rock, doing his impression of the Looney Toons sheep dog on watch after an early March snowstorm.

When the governor announces we're shut down and makes the tow trucks stay in the garage unless there's an endangerment (blocking EMT/fire/police, etc), you fecking stay put.

You want to act all offended. Mansplaining to non-white voters your illustrious opinion. Not only am I pretty sure you aren't the person to do this, I think you know exactly where you need to go. You hug right up to the #NotAll then choke on the facts & ignore the real problem.

Ugh, yeah. But you know ⚪people conquered the world for spices just so they can put ranch on everything. (h/t FaceBook's group Inappropriate Bullet Journal Inspiration and the uproarious #RanchGate of 2018 in which thousands of ⚪people announced their departure.)

If you weren't a bot, you would know how that all happened. #GoogleIsYourFriend #TakeAllTheTimeYouNeed Also, "democrat party" is bad English. Do you even speak the language?

This is about to be true for WI if a majority of voters keep thinking they need ponies instead of electeds doing what's possible. Also, the maps battle succeeded in WI at the state supreme court for state senate & assembly races. It's why the GOP doesn't have a supermajority in any house.

Oooooo, both-siderism. So intellectual to be anti-everything in a world of complexities. We are in awe of your brilliance. It outshines the the fact that everything is burning down around us. /sarcasm

Totally both the same. /sarcasm

Confessions of an orchard builder & part-time gardener: SO & I spent NYD fetching a parts tractor for my pre-war Allis B in some shitty weather on some of the scariest roads in the driftless region of WI. It took twice as long as it should have, but we survived unscathed. #SideQuest #TwoBsOrNotTwoBs

Do you see the word "chocolate" there anywhere. This shit is disaster in a can. It's wrecked everything. This isn't even good chocolate flavor. It does not go with smoked pork ribs, fried catfish, Thai or Indian cuisine, which are my plans for this weekend. Don't fall for it. Zero stars.

I have thought the same thing. Who told him shaving his head would make him look less like a ghoul?

This WI poll worker wants all the people who are convinced that the incompetent Musk, who can't code his way out of a paper bag and only hires inexperienced college yes-men, has the power to mess with your voting machines can FATWO now. Block me. Miss me with your bullshit conspiracies.

I'm not the one falling for the manipulations. That's why you're getting called out by this random person.

Here are some of my family goodballs plus the family of turkeys that took over my garden for a couple of days in October. The orange goofball just got out of a bath after thinking a skunk would be a good friend. I did not get bit.

Except how many people love getting kicked.