Finally, a face reveal. I figure my profile’s better than nothing. Courtesy of the Library of Congress.

Why is The House That Jack Built on Disney plus?

Post a photo of yourself from a different era

2025. It's time. Face reveal.

The exact face a man makes when you tell him, “Don’t worry. I brought condoms.”

Publishers Weekly reviewed The Best Women’s Erotica of the Year: Vol. 10 (arriving 12/3) and my story was mentioned by name!

Actual picture of me.

Without downloading new pics where are you mentally

FINE!

My first crush on a woman ever was this illustration of Glinda, the Good Witch of the South by Charles Santore.

Today in would-be memoir covers that are actually ads. I could call it "Surrender April." Found on darkroastedblend.com

I’ve been rereading her chapter of TH White’s original novel and realizing just how much she’s inspired all of my villainous characters. In the movie, she’s mostly played for laughs, but in the book, she’s deeply sinister.

Post the television character you most identify with

This copy! "How often you meet folks whose voices delight you...Over the telephone...your voice and your voice alone--is you. It's not just what you say, but how you say it that results in making friends, and smooths the way for the quick, pleasant transaction of the business at hand." Indeed!

Here's the one to beat. This actually kind of looks like me, if I were a mid-20th century ghost. And this title.

I'm just lousy with possible memoir covers this week. Courtesy of The Bart & Co. Historical Clip Art Collection

If this gal had red hair and all but one of those rotary faces were dudes, this could be the cover of my memoir. (Courtesy of Workman Studio 611)

Highly recommend reading these back-to-back.

Dress for the job you want

On a #phonesex call inspiration can come from literally anywhere.

Sept 30 / Oct 1

Dark Heart from Care Bears. I hated that he turned good at the end.