Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!

@archangelsoftworks

I am a UK based independent Godot game dev. I make (without AI) games that I want to play but don't exist yet! He/him, self confessed geek, under the thumb of a very cute cat Highway Noir out now!

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Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 7d

I don't think I've ever used a medicine that doesn't include the thing it treats as a possible side effect

A picture of the label from a bottle of Beconase that includes the deeply reassuring phrase:
Beconase Hayfever Relief contains benzalkonium chloride which may cause irritation or swelling inside the nose

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 7d

It pains me to admit that Xenon 2 doesn't really hold up today. It might do if the collision detection was better but alas. This guy is still amazing though #Xenon2 #RetroGaming #16Bit

The alien that runs the shop in Xenon 2. Head and shoulders view. He's an orange brown alien with no hair or nose, dark eyes with no pupils and a huge mouth with a small number of large teeth. He has two tusk like things coming horizontally out of each side of his head. He's wearing earphones and what I can only describe as a cyberpunk Mad Max get up. This is all in glorious 16 bit pixel art, by the way

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 9d

#Cats

Meme template from @unboxedcereal.bsky.social. It uses an increasingly impressed Dana Scully from the X-Files in place of Vince McMahon reacting to something getting better and better

1. You see a random cat
2. The cat doesn't run away
3. The cat wants scritches
4. The cat starts purring

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 10d

It's been a while and sometimes I forget that I made Vectic: Boosted It's a turn based racing game. With lasers! Yours for $2 if that sounds like fun store.steampowered.com/app/3033510/...

A screenshot of Vectic: Boosted. A player car in green and opponent cars in red are shown on a top down 2D track. Dotted lines and target icons show the moves coming up

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 11d

I like big boots and I cannot lie

A screenshot from the UK Autotrader site. The view is an icon based search for types of car, one of which is 'big boots'. In the UK the trunk of a car is generally known as the boot

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 12d

It's pretty good!

A glass of drink that looks a little like cola but is actually cold coffee with tonic water and ice cubes. The bottle of tonic water is also pictured. I've made sure that my monitor in the background is showing some GDScript in progress

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 18d

This courgette (zucchini if you prefer) weighs over 2.5kg and is just under half a metre long. Cat for scale (she wasn't scared like in those videos, just a bit perplexed) #HomeGrown #Veg #Gardening #CatsOfBluesky

A black cat investigating an absolutely huge courgette. Her head would fit inside the thicker end and not including the tail it's almost as long as her

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 21d

TIL that a courgette (or zucchini) will grow to the size of a marrow but they're different cultivars and courgettes are bred to be harvested sooner. Apparently if you leave them they yield less overall. So here is the 1480g, 36 centimetre monster that we just harvested #HomeGrown #Veg

A courgette (or zucchini) pictured with an apple for scale. The apple would fit inside the end of the courgette, it's huge

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 22d

Sorry, it took me forever to log in on the device with the file and also remember to reply. Terrible file management, I know

A version of the Godot splashscreen - robot, 'Godot' title, 'Game engine' subtitle - with a small badge reading '4.5' between 'Godot' and 'Game engine'

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· 26d

Therapist: Moebius fish isn't real, it can't hurt you

An MSPaint drawing of a Moebius strip with a stream of fish drawn onto that strip

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 12

Got me some Sony physical media today!

A copy of Nier: Automata for the PS4. There are people wearing black and holding swords with robots in the background. It's hard to give a better description because I've never played it and I have no earthly idea what it all means

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 10

A philosoraptor meme with caption 'is it really a poison if it doesn't give tick damage?'

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 8

So, Andross, you show your true form!

The core of a tomato with all the seeds and jelly like stuff still attached. The tomato shell and the other half of tomato intact are also shown

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 7

A very crude MS Paint rendering of Mimitchi the Tamagotchi sitting on a red sofa. She has bloodshot eyes, a floppy ear and a rather large reefer in one hand. She is looking a TV, apparently playing the news because a speech bubble reads, "...meanwhile the NASDAQ index continues to make modest gains against the projected..." It was the most boring thing I could think of. Mimitchi is pretty stoned, as she is chuckling at this

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 6

One billion players!

Dr Evil from Austin Powers raising an eyebrow and putting a pinky finger to his lips

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 5

Update: it was effing delicious

A rectangular courgette/zucchini tart cut into six with the used kitchen knife alongside it

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 4

Today's creation is #HandMade, not digital This is Cat Net Everdeen She keeps our cat from jumping out of the upstairs window while we still get the breeze +1 #Crafting skill for me

A rectangular black, plastic mesh with a black, fabric border on a wooden floor

A low, upward and outward facing shot of a wide open house window. The open area is covered with black mesh. The sky behind is deep blue which isn't relevant but is rather nice

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jul 2

Check it out! Courgette(/zucchini) 1 of ? that we grew in the garden #Veg #Food #HomeGrown

A hand holding a courgette (or a zucchini) that has to be a good 8 inches long and a good, deep green

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 30

The Falcon in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier saying "he's out of line but he's right"

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 29

But, 'until it is done' has more than four letters...?

An arrowword puzzle with a clue highlighted. It reads 'rip, tear' and the answer has four letters, not filled in

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 27

I'm currently reading Sweet Pea and it made me want a pack of Revels. Don't worry, thats the only cue I'm taking from Rhiannon Lewis Probably

A copy of Sweet Pea by C J Skuse on a wooden table with a pack of Revels at a jaunty angle. If you're unfamiliar with the book, the tag line should give you an idea of what we're working with: "the last person who called me Sweet Pea ended up dead"

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 24

Hey, look, I got a cameo in Project Zomboid!

The inventory screen in Project Zomboid. It includes two kitchen knives, an eraser and painkillers. It also includes a dehydrated meat stick which is circled in red

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 20

My girlfriend's latest market stall. Every time I'm floored by her talent #Ceramics #Handmade #Crafts

A market table in the open air on gravel. The table is draped with a brick coloured cloth and covered in home made ceramics. Vases, cups, mugs, bowls are all on offer as well as special items like a cake stand and a decorative chain. Various flowers are added as decoration

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 19

"I'd buy that at a high price!"

The face of the greasy dude from Robocop who says "I'd buy that for a dollar!" badly pasted onto the merchant from Resident Evil 4. Who says "I'll buy it at a high price"

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 17

I think this is the best Victoria sponge I've ever made. My wonderful partner made the cake stands and the plate #Cake #Baking #HomeMade #VictoriaSponge

A Victoria sponge cake topped with fresh raspberries. Two layers of vanilla sponge with buttercream and raspberry jam in the middle. The cake is sitting on a green ceramic cake stand with a slice taken out and put on a nearby plate. A second blue ceramic cake stand is partly in frame

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 16

Got a question? Ask CatGPT! She won't use stolen data or unholy amounts of electricity but she might be sassy

A black cat lying on her side on a white blanket

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 16

The Geordi LaForge alternative to the Drake meme. Georgia looks unimpressed by "using a geek reference as an analogy" and much more a fan if "reductio ad ab-nerd-um"

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 14

I wondered how tiny I could print a violin. I was not disappointed

A human thumb with a simple 3D printed violin and bow sat on the nail

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 13

In case anyone has ever wondered what a dragon seeking a divorce would look like. I forgot to sign it. Pretend I scribbled 'Mike' in the bottom right

Crudely drawn MS Paint image from the request 'a dragon seeking a divorce'. A red dragon looks shocked as a green dragon with a wedding ring at it's feet angrily shows a scary looking piece of paper. There is a blue car with a box strapped to the roof

Archangel Softworks - Highway Noir out now!@archangelsoftworks· Jun 13