ArchedEyebrow
@archedeyebrow
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
Introducing the lower-cost retail version of the "Pay-for-Insider-Trading-Tips" that America's oligarchs have been exploiting ever since they funded Trump's re-election. This is Stage 4 capitalism further metastasizing before our very eyes. #trump #maga #gop #corruption
I'd hoped Sarah Ferguson would be a return to journalism after Leigh Sales perpetually pushing self-serving personal opinions during the Covid lockdowns. And to be fair she often is. However, Sarah too often relies on scripted questions, easily-evaded gotchas & seemingly inadequate prep. #journalism
#BREAKING : Contaminated lettuce becomes the second-most common source of giving people the shits in the USA. #trump #maga #maha #cyclospora
Those expensive Telstra ads about how advanced its network seem not quite as plausible now. Perhaps Telstra should spend less on Steve Buscemi and more on compensating the customers it gaslights and lets down? #AusPol
Yeah.... nah. There's too much rightwing crap and scams in my Facebook as it is. #AusPol
Could someone please remind the Special Envoy for Zionist Advancement about the recent incident when the allegedly pro-Palestine ABC was forced to pay out a small fortune to a journalist who they blackballed in compliance with Zionist demands? #AusPol
Unseated former Liberal Party MP Luke Howarth has found his true calling as a real estate salesman. Come to think of it: real estate salesman isn't all that different a job for someone whose party relentlessly sold off taxpayer's assets when in government. #AusPol
Gee I wonder why punter's PM Albo is so soft on gambling reform? #AusPol
Done. But to paraphrase our lobbyist-lackey PM I won't be "against taking a punt" on election weekend. 😉
ADVANCE is right: Barnaby Joyce WOULDN'T have answered "Kylie Minogue". (Barnaby would have answered: "all three of them, all at once".) #AusPol
"You have exhausted your quota of free traffic light changes today. Traffic light changes will recommence at 11pm. If you would like the traffic lights to change before then, please purchase more tokens on our Pro Plan."
The ALP is still the Light on the Hill. But now it's a BLUE Light on the Hill...? #AusPol
This book contains many case studies demonstrating how News Corp abuses and subverts journalism to relentlessly attack and destroy those who disagree with Rupert Murdoch's hard right views. This nefarious influence is why Australia desperately needs a #MediaRoyalCommission @albomp.bsky.social
It's not hard to imagine when you consider how chummy our political parties are with the gambling industry. It's "Sports Rorts" on a grander scale. #AusPol
#ShowerThoughts Why is the political party that trumpets Australian values criticising another party for "looking after their mates"? Isn't "mateship" *the* quintessential Australian value...? And isn't the Liberal Party *all about* looking after its billionaire mates...? #AusPol
The Coalition's latest Facebook ad is more revealing than they might like. Because, as we've seen, all we ever get from the Coalition is "dreams". #AusPol
The social media platforms know what ages their users are - they've invested heavily to be able profile their users across all kinds of dimensions. But our govt won't hold the social media platforms accountable for scam content, ads for illegal products, deceptive news ... and kids. #PissweakPM
Facebook have reviewed my report of this illegal ad... and decided to do nothing about it. Where are our government and regulators when social media companies ignore Australian law to advertise prohibited products? @julieinmangrant.bsky.social @ausgov.bsky.social @markbutlermp.bsky.social
Tobacco ads are illegal in Australia. But when I reported this ad - which appeared in my Facebook Marketplace feed twice this week - to Facebook, they said it does not violate their policies. I've reported it to the Health Dept. Let's see if our govt will make FB follow Australian law. #AusPol
Such a good article by Michael Pascoe. Albo Bradburyed the greatest mandate in Labor history, but has demonstrated the least will and judgement to actually USE it. I further wonder whether that's because he's beholden to corporate mates. #AusPol