Bobbie the Enby Dartist
@arjaizen
AMAB 🫤. Queer/Nonbinary (they/them). Darts player. Progressive. Atheist. Not interested in unsolicited DMs, life coaching, or crypto. Foxtrot Delta Tango - Morons Are Governing America
My mini dachshund Moxie says hi, & thanks you for following her puppah.
Where do they get the “3 days and 3 nights” thing from anyway? According to the story…
No Jonathan, The Boss is doing just fine as-is. Go back to your cult-leader wife and the nonsensical babbling she thinks is, “speaking in tongues.” Maybe the reason you keep your politics to yourself is because you’re embarrassed to be a MAGAt. Bruce isn’t embarrassed to be a patriotic American.
On tonight’s broadcast, ABC News anchor David Muir referred to Spain’s 2-0 win over France as a “shocker,” which is a little strange considering the current FIFA world rankings… 🤔
Pedo LePoop has hit literal “down is up” territory with his latest “truth.” He says “59% approval rating,” but the only poll containing that number is *The Economist’s* tracker, which list his DISapproval at 59%. And while gas prices have fallen, they’re still $1/gal higher than pre-war prices.
“President” Pedo LePoop is refusing to sign the bipartisan housing bill until his voter suppression bill is passed. He is apparently too stupid to understand the housing bill will become law automatically unless vetoed, & it passed both house & senate with veto-proof supermajorities.
This comment followed an article about the mediocrity of a #Fox play-by-announcer in a #CaboVerde #WorldCup fixture. The final sentence though… Do you think there are very many people in the world that wouldn’t know what the commenter meant by “…if it had happened?” I doubt it was a soccer score.
Riiiight…and I’m a 24 year-old Victoria’s Secret model. Mr. Ingle is one of the many Republicans that doesn’t know there’s such a thing as TV news that isn’t Faux or OAN. FFS dude, we see him sound asleep in cabinet meetings, photo ops & even an NBA playoff game. He’s got the energy of a sloth.
Believe *nothing* the 😡🍊🫏🕳️ says on the subject of peace deals until the ink dries.
I hope they include “none” as an option, given that “nones” (people with no religious affiliation,) currently make up nearly 30% of the US population. The Nones have been growing dramatically over the last 20 years, and make up nearly 40% of adults age 18-29
A Rant on New DHS Head Fascist, Markwayne Mullin, where the writer exercises their 1st Amendment of free expression with extreme prejudice. Thank you, Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social , for your tireless efforts in protecting our freedoms from the Trump regime’s relentless attacks.
Upgraded my #darts to Target #K-Flex Endeavor integrated shafts & flights. Got a fancier look and even managed to keep my #nonbinary flag color scheme.💛🤍💜🖤🥰
Umm…Friend? I go out like this in public, and absolutely no one is going to mistake me for a woman. (Though they *do* frequently mistake me for a man. C’est la vie.) Rock your socks out; you’re ok by me. 💪😎
The Catholic Church is the largest single religious denomination in both the United States AND the entirety of the Americas. The Pope is the head of the worldwide Catholic Church, and therefore an, “American religious leader,” regardless of his citizenship.
We would LOVE to, “leave the real work to the professionals,” Steven. Unfortunately for the citizens of the United States, there aren’t any employed in the #Trump regime. No, we are cursed with a cesspool of petulant, infantile, profane & incompetent bootlickers. #Iran #ImpeachAndRemove
Isn’t he the QB that slobbered all over the 😡🍊🫏🕳️’s boots recently?
Oddly enough, i have some H-D strawberry in my freezer. Here’s the ingredient list. If this isn’t ice cream, i don’t know what is…🤷🏻
Is it just me, or does anyone else hear the 🤬🍊🫏🕳️’s voice in their head when they read this note? It sure reads suspiciously like his Pravda Social posts. #trump #epstein #epsteinclass #gop
*Another* two terms? Dude, you aren’t even serving *this* one… at least, not anyone but yourself, your crime family, and the rest of the #EpsteinClass. #Trump #GOP #EpsteinFiles #Resist #Resistance #NoKings (Headline from #TheDailyBeast, byline from Sarah Ewall-Wice.)
As anyone who has actually *played* #Uno knows, any player holding cards at the end of the game is a #LOSER. So, this is probably the most unintentionally honest post this regime has ever made. Also, Uno cards are no bigger then regular playing cards. DAMN, his hands ARE tiny. 🍄 #trumpswar
What fresh hell is this? WDF? More like WTF! How can an international darts governing body have one of its championship tournament posters use such an AI slop abomination of a dartboard graphic? The screw-ups are too numerous to mention. #darts
Kegsbreath calls “despicable” the video of what’s intended to be actual Jesus coming up behind Trump-as-Jesus & bitch-slapping him into a firey pit. But the original clip Trump “truthed” presenting himself AS Jesus? That’s perfectly A-OK with the drunken frat boy cosplaying as a “Secretary of War.”
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