Two things can be true.

I don't...

Here you go.

I was about to complain about the gospel music in the Uber this morning, but it's this BANGER...

Alright. I'm done putting holes in my face.

I love when y'all post "11:11" and shit like that because not here. 😂

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

What y'all doing?

This message will self-destruct.

DOING WHAT IN WHERE?!

Should have taken that left at Albuquerque.

What is this pose?! 😭

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.

My contribution to the lotion discussion.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Somebody said "soup coolers"?

On my way to work @reereeison1.bsky.social

Maybe this was a bad idea. 😂

Ho tell everybody! Even the mayor!

RIP Gangsta Boo.

My favorite:

Lmaoooo! Ok so listen... I didn't make it up, but this is the item that's stuck in my head. I know that's not the name, but I forget EVERY time. I can't forget "pizza cupcake". 😂

I know it's Saturday.

🙌🏾

Now Instacart...