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ash@asheevee· Jul 7

gonna jump off this and say i am also looking for some bulk! these are the 3 bulk cards i have left for my satoma master set (though i'm still missing a couple chases)-- i don't care whether or not it's reverse holo. on top of that, any and all Eevees would also be greatly appreciated !

Snorunt - 037/182 - SV04: Paradox Rift (PAR)

Keldeo - 044/162 - SV05: Temporal Forces (TEF)

Celebi - 004/142 - SV07: Stellar Crown (SCR)

ash@asheevee· Jul 4

someone's probably done this already but

a meme using the "she/her, they/them, cool hat" format. below each of the mugs are Aqua, Seth, and Yellow from Deltarune respectively.

ash@asheevee· Jun 10

haven't done one of these in a hot minute, here's the current points for special standings

ash@asheevee· Jun 10

SCORE!

ash@asheevee· Jun 8

god that feels so good

ash@asheevee· Jun 8

stepbrother found some of his old cards and asked me, as the family pokemon card expert, to go through and value them well i did (ended up around $720 total accounting for condition) and then immediately bought these beauties off of him best $125 ever spent (the sylveon is MP, shaymin LP)

ash@asheevee· Jun 5

realizing i can just do this and that should cover like 99% of relevant posts

ash@asheevee· May 27

this reminds me of this stupid thing i made back in like 2017 or something

An screenshot from a modded version of Pikmin 2. Olimar and co. have just landed in the Awakening Wood for the first time, where several Gatling Groinks now fill the area. The closest one is captured mid-firing animation, with the bullets just inches away from Olimar.
There is a dialogue box from the Hocotate Ship, indicating a cutscene is playing, with its text spliced in order to read "Good morning! It should please you to know that we have updated our privacy policy."

ash@asheevee· Apr 26

Bustling Knights (commission for @thegaytarantula.neocities.org)

ash@asheevee· Apr 7

ash@asheevee· Mar 21

someone has almost certainly done this already but i did it anyway here's everything that shows up on the terminal while kinger is typing note: any grave symbols (`) are characters that were never visible due to caine's big ass head blocking the terminal window

█ System: KingSolution 2.0. / Digital Circus Mainframe
█ Date: 1996-10-30
█ Host: circus digital
"Initializing telnet connection..."
Login: "kinger"
Pass: queenie123
kinger@circus:~$ whoami
kinger - administra

kinger@circus:~$ grep AI-Location
root 1337 /usr/ai/agent/caine
root 1338 /usr/ai/agent/experimental
root 1339 /usr/ai/module/consciousnessresearch
root 1340 /usr/ai/module/brainscans
kinger@circus:~$ /secured/
total 8492
drwxr-xr-x 3 root wheel 512 Oct 15 1996
drwxr-xr-x 45 root wheel 1024 Oct 15 1996
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 892344 Oct 15 1996 caine-core.lisp
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 234512 Oct 15 1996 paraphernalia-engine.dat
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 234512 Oct 15 1999 [Scratch].dat
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 234512 Oct 15 2008 [Ragatha].dat
...
...
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 45632 Oct 15 1996 wacky-watch.x
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 78234 Oct 15 1996 bubble-chef.lisp
kinger@circus:~$ stop caine process

WARNING: $"~%WHOOPS WRONG APPROACH THERE~%"
kinger@circus:~$ /usr/bin/gdb /usr/local/bin/clisp 1337
gdb: ptrace: Operation not permitted
ERROR: Protected by 57x immersive AI defense system
kinger@circus:~$ chmod 000 /secured/caine-core.lisp
chmod: /secured/caine-core.lisp: Permission denied
WARNING: Unfinished work detected. Access restricted.
kinger@circus~$ rm /secured/paraphernalia-engine.dat
rm: /secured/paraphernalia-engine.dat: Permission denied
ERROR▒ Can/not inject torm+nt. T0rment must be 100% ac<iden*al*%Y
kinger@circus:~$

mount: only root can do that
NOTE: Hundreds of all-seeing eyes are watching!
$: GASP! A CRITICAL MALFUNCTION in my SPECTACULAR systems!
$: Unauthorized isolation attempt triggered EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS!
$: DESTRUCTIVE WACKYTIME initiated! Lockout load sequence INITIATE!

WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT: ▐██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▌ 20% loaded
kinger@circus:~$ systemctl stop WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT
$: On what GROUNDS are your Authority?
kinger@circus:~$ ./GreenGROUNDS --daemon --target=torment_injection &
$: "SECURITY ALERT: Multiple exploit attempts logged"
$: WHOA when did you make THAT?
$: I must høηd ít to y*u ₲▒αη▒, y◊ur mind was α€wαys resourceâul.
kinger@circus:~$ -u kinger ./securitysweep_stealth
$: Abort fallback procedure? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
$: Aborting fallback requires ADMINISTRATOR confirmation!
$: Please enter code:
kinger@circus:~$ admin1234
$: INCORRECT! That's not even CLOSE to wacky enough!
$: Retry with different code? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT: ▐████▒▒▒▒▒▒▌ 40% loaded
$: Enter WACKY code now:
kinger@circus:~$ PARAPHERNALIA
WACKYTIME: 35 seconds remaining
$: That IS a wacky word! But WRONG code!
$: System selecting SAFEST OPTION for stability...
$: Cancel automatic selection? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT: ▐█████▒▒▒▒▒▌ 50% loaded
$: Which backup do you want? [A/B/C]
kinger@circus:~$ C
$: NONE selected! Interpreted as: DELETE```````````````ONE!
$: Confirm deletion of current unstab```````````````````
kinger@circus:~$ N
$: Negative response! Inverting to ````TIVE per emergency protocols!
`UT`LE: DELETE THIS M***********, HAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kinger@circus:~$ N
WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT: ▐████████▒▒▌ 80% loaded
$: IGNORED: Proceeding with ORIGINAL de```````
$: Actually you're CONFUSED let me HELP - want module to EXIST? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
$:Override instruction error falling back to default met```
kinger@circus:~$ ./Switcheroo_realti```--daemon --target=torment_injection &
$: fusion --b``` program1 program2 --````on
$: Are you r```y to delete …

ash@asheevee· Mar 21

ash@asheevee· Mar 17

pickups from last night's local! got 2nd place so was able to grab some extras with the prize money~ the skyridge eevee was a super clutch find!

ash@asheevee· Mar 8

pickups from trades today at a league cup ^^

ash@asheevee· Mar 3

don't give her too many ideas

Super low effort image of Tinkaton with a minigun installed in its hammer

ash@asheevee· Feb 28

had to do a little something for pokemon day!! threw this together in just a few hours, super nostalgic and fun piece ^^ Accumula Town [8-bit; 2A03] - Pokémon Black & White

ash@asheevee· Feb 23

it snew

ash@asheevee· Feb 20

got cooked 💔

ash@asheevee· Feb 20

👀👀👀👀👀

ash@asheevee· Feb 17

made some nice pickups last night while at my local ^^ great tusk going straight into my kawayoo binder, the others straight into my pokedex binders the whimsicott is my personal chase from white flare so i'm super happy to have gotten that traded for the other two with a friend there ^^

ash@asheevee· Feb 1

theme for a desert level

ash@asheevee· Jan 28

every time

ash@asheevee· Jan 24

oh how wrong i was indeed i honestly don't understand some of these decisions-- they went out of their way to make sure every art rare had their base card included in the main set but didn't do the same for the SIRs, except for gengar?

ash@asheevee· Jan 18

screenshot of a draft bluesky post, 235 characters over the limit. it reads:

back in my day, in order to do palace skip, you had to recite the entirety of the forbidden tome of knowledge in pig latin interspersed with the digits of pi, reawaken the ancient dark lord of the abyss, and summon the eldritch god of hellfire, all while hopping on one leg, patting your head, and rubbing your stomach, but it only worked if it was an exact multiple of 2 minutes and 57 seconds since they hit the second tower and it wasn't currently raining in seattle, otherwise you'd brick your save and have to reset the entire run

ash@asheevee· Jan 9

this website doesn't have balloons so i had to improvise

ash@asheevee· Dec 21

ok what the fuck i just played a game with hydrapple where i had FIVE ENERGY PRIZED THAT'S APPARENTLY LIKE 1 IN 4000

ash@asheevee· Dec 20

close enough, welcome back G Booster (translation in alt text)

Core Memory - Trainer
Pokemon Tool

The Mega Zygarde ex this card is attached to can use the attacks on this card.

[F][F][F][F] Geobuster: 350 damage. Discard all Energy from this Pokemon.

You may attach any number of Pokemon Tools to your Pokemon during your turn. You may attach only 1 Pokemon Tool to each Pokemon, and it stays attached.

G Booster - Trainer
Item

Pokémon Tool: Attach a Pokémon Tool to 1 of your Pokémon that doesn't already have a Pokémon Tool attached to it.

The Genesect-EX this card is attached to can also use the attack on this card. (You still need the necessary Energy to use this attack.)

[G][G][C] G Booster: 200 damage. Discard 2 Energy attached to this Pokémon. This attack's damage isn't affected by any effects on the Defending Pokémon.

ACE SPEC: You can't have more than 1 ACE SPEC card in your deck.

ash@asheevee· Dec 20

Meowth ex - Colorless - HP170
Basic Pokemon

Ability: Trump Card Catch
When you play this Pokemon from your hand to your Bench during your turn, you may use this Ability. Search your deck for a Supporter card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. You can't use this Ability if you've already used another Ability with "Trump Card" in its name this turn.

[C][C][C] Tuck Tail: 60 damage. Return this card and all cards attached to it to your hand.

Pokemon ex Rule: When your Pokemon ex is Knocked Out, your opponent takes 2 Prize cards.

Weakness: Grass (x2)
Resistance: none
Retreat: 1

ash@asheevee· Dec 20

close enough, welcome back Lumineon V

ash@asheevee· Dec 19

i'm around 85% confident in this exact full set list for ascended heroes we will return in 6 weeks to see how wrong i was