Good for Adam to get some work as the director of Price is Right. Probably making up for that punch

I’d recognize a drunk dance then urgent pee situation anywhere

Oh that’s just a happy coincidence

What all my exe’s say

Nice knickers

THATS COLD BLOODED, KID

Fucking saving thisssss pic for the upcoming season

😤

Movies! 🍿 1) Made my mom watch Hamilton over the 4th. 2) Hoppers - cute with some laugh out loud moments for sure. “Pond Rules” 3) Sheep Detectives - super sweet and funny 4) Project Hail Mary - just as expected #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

Me every other day

Co—Star telling me to get dat dick apparently

It’s literally RIGHT THERE

How can you not be romantic about fútbol

Another

We love to make extra for later don’t we 👩‍🍳 Turkey veggie soup #AshleyEats #Cooking 🍽️ 🍜

How am I supposed to get up with this (I think) cat in my lap?

I don’t think your shoe is supposed to look like that

Me in my bubble trying to not let 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 ruin my sports

This is how I dance

Charging up for the second half

My cat’s gunna try out for the Paraguay team

How I feel after a brat, Mac n cheese, potato salad and chips right now Happy 4th

He’s upset about this upset 🎾 Happy Caturday anyway

Hey trumps there

And I’m over here learning Spanish as fast as I for

This scared/confused the crap out of me for a second

Ok I’d raise his offside flag 😏

“There’s too many motherfucking offsides in this motherfucking sport!” - Samuel L Jackson

Well great. Now I’m going to be singing this song forever

Hey I found a nice sticker btw. Love me some cats