Kyle

@assf

Milwaukee some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass) assfart.69 on signal he/him

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Bluesky

amateur

¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y assf.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

Kyle@assf· 17d

And then one nice one. The universe says “trans rights”

Kyle@assf· 17d

A few things I’ve seen recently that have made me say “oh brother!” 🙄

Kyle@assf· 18d

This one turned out nicely A few more from yesterday are here: pics.assf.art/moment/three... #birds

A photo of a Great Blue Heron perched on some driftwood in the Menomonee river. Due to the lighting and angle, it kinda looks like he is standing on a mirror. His reflection is visible underneath him.

Kyle@assf· 20d

A seagull flying just a few inches above a body of water, it has something fish-shaped in its beak

Kyle@assf· 20d

get pollinated idiot

A Brown-Belted Bumblebee going to town on a sunflower

another angle of a Brown-Belted Bumblebee going to town on a sunflower

Kyle@assf· 22d

Trying to get kicked out of the Brewers game tonight

Kyle@assf· 22d

Thank you, it is surprisingly hard to find kirked up memes

Kyle@assf· Jul 10

Can’t wash these but at least they haven’t been in circulation 🤷

My stupid chud money.

The top is a $2USD bill with Trumps face in the middle, it says “47th president” on one side and his signature is on the other side.

The bottom is a bill that says “2016 dollars” and it features a very boomer photoshop of Hillary Clinton behind bars

Fun fact: the $2 bill is supposedly legal tender, it’s a legit $2 that has been printed on.

Kyle@assf· Jul 8

Found the model. It is made more disconcerting, imo, that it transmits over 4G/LTE. If it were a Wi-Fi only camera, I'd be more willing to imagine it was a community member

Kyle@assf· Jul 8

New Lifer: A Black-Crowned Night Heron

The heron, with the reddest eyes you've ever seen, neck fully extended peeking over some reeds in a pond

Kyle@assf· Jul 7

A green heron standing on a log which is floating in a pond

Another shot of the green heron standing on a log which is floating in a pond. This time it is faced away from the camera and looking left

Yet another angle of the green heron, this time the angle is such that the backdrop of the photo is a greenish-yellowish pond scum

A Japanese beetle sitting atop the flower of St. John's Wort

Kyle@assf· Jul 7

Kyle@assf· Jul 2

I truly believe nobody understands or writes about Trump as well as @davidjroth.bsky.social

Screenshot from the linked article:

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The sum of the wreckage this has made is staggering; fixing it will take a long time, or not happen at all. This is just one of those things you have to walk around knowing. But from one moment to the next, all this atavistic idiocy has delivered the results that you'd expect. Nothing works or makes sense; everything the administration has touched is quite obviously dumber and worse and somehow greasier for that attention. As Trump himself shrinks and melts, his attention has turned toward projects he can oversee by looking out his window.

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Kyle@assf· Jun 28

How, this is faster download than my home fiber

Speed test result showing a Verizon 5G UW speedtest achieving 2713Mbps down 303 up

Kyle@assf· Jun 22

This could not possibly look more vibe-coded than it does, holy shit. Also Vercel doesn’t have a logo?

Kyle@assf· Jun 11

how do you feel about this style? I've only biked through these once, but I thought they were well-designed and helpful overall www.google.com/maps/@43.047...

Google Street View Screenshot showing 4209 W Highland Blvd in Milwaukee WI

Kyle@assf· Jun 11

DeepSeek has been a lifesaver for this purpose. I've been using it a ton this month via the pi.dev cli (you can see, 50mil tokens) and I've yet to burn $1

screenshot showing my DeepSeek API usage, showing "June expenses": $0.95 and "Topped-up balance": $4.04

Kyle@assf· Jun 10

it's a reference to this I think, since Nancy Mace just lost

"That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch" tweet

Kyle@assf· Jun 9

I just published a Chrome extension for bsky.app that adds the "Likes" tab to other people's profiles Users of any Chromium-based web browsers can get it here: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/blues...

Kyle@assf· Jun 9

I was gonna ask if you had a spot welder - I'm in the market for one because of the battery pack from my eScooter

A row of 7 18650 batteries is visible (from a 10s3p battery pack) where one of the nickel strips has been burned through

Kyle@assf· Jun 9

This repair took a week, which seems long, but whatever. Except they returned the phone to me like this. So I had to go immediately back in, dropped off the phone. Didn't hear from them for three weeks, long story short it took a ton of emails and 3 months for them to repair it again

A fucked up looking Google Pixel with the back cover all warped

Kyle@assf· Jun 8

I did this the other night with my Pixel 7 Pro screen and it didn’t work 😭

Photo of the inside of a Pixel 7 Pro screen with ribbon cable sticking up

Kyle@assf· Jun 7

Yeah I was briefly back on there while getting my bsky account restored, and it didn’t take long for me to remember why I left

Screenshot of a twitter reply from username `cp rape age` that reads “CHECK BIO FOR CONTENT” in all bubble letters to bypass spam filters

Kyle@assf· Jun 6

I keep remembering this photo and various lines from the article and laughing to myself. I tried to highlight my favorite passage but it kept growing, so just read the whole thing it's great

DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Trump stop using their masks during his rallies. “Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all aligned with what our terrifying masks represent,” frontman Corey Taylor wrote on X in response to a video the White House posted of Trump waving to the crowd at a rally as he walked out on stage in an expressionless gray mask covered in oozing wounds, black sutures, and dreadlocks made of rope. “We are sickened to see what is supposed to be a celebration of each band member’s inner demon being used to promote such dark and hateful rhetoric. We’ve already been in contact with our lawyers and will not hesitate to pursue all legal remedies should he use our disfigured clown masks or long-nosed gimp suits to advance his disturbing viewpoints in the future.” Taylor went on to state that the band told former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush the same thing in 2016 when he wanted to use their mutant pig boy persona to announce his presidential campaign.

Kyle@assf· Jun 5

It was so blatantly obvious to me something was wrong with him because he is usually incredibly snuggly, and he was like, avoiding us, and so I was looking up symptoms, and I thought his back legs seemed cold. Here’s a pic of him after high af on painkillers

Winston asleep but one of his eyes is slightly open, his tongue is very hung out, and if you look closely, you can see some of the pink liquid medicine spilled and dried on his neck

Kyle@assf· Jun 5

wild that Gemini 3.1 Pro, a model with access to web search, still gets this so very wrong. macOS 27 Beta drops in 3 days!

My prompt: "on macOS 26, spotlight has recently become unable to surface Applications that I have installed, how can I repair this?"

Gemini's response (truncated): "It sounds like your Mac has caught a case of digital amnesia! Before we dive into the fix, just a quick reality check: you might have had a slight typo, because as of 2026, we are currently navigating the macOS 15 (Sequoia) and macOS 16 eras—macOS 26 is still about a decade away!

Regardless of your exact macOS version..."

Kyle@assf· Jun 5

unbelievable. This councilmember's look of disappointment as these LARPing losers drop in from a helicopter says it all

Kyle@assf· Jun 4

This is very cool. I feel like scanlines would enhance it, but that might just be me

Kyle@assf· Jun 4

Cutting out some of the “wires” in my computer that the CIA was using to spy on me me so that I can sell the copper in them to buy more colloidal silver

Photo of me holding a small handful of snipped cables in front of my gaming pc. Oh and the power cable is missing from my GPU

Kyle@assf· Jun 3

why the fuck would I do that