Wow babe I bet the hummingbirds are gonna love suckling your purple bush

I couldn’t do just one 💙💙💙💙

Your Caladium heart

C’mon kid, ima show you how we chill most ‘round here

😹😹😹😹

I always knew my daughter would have fire in her eyes

Mona Lisa Vito aka Spumoni aka Moni … A very lucky Ma

AND PLAY POKER?!?!

There’s way 2 much shit to get mad about these days but I be getting mad as fuck when I see shoes like this 👿👿👿👿

And these lil guys too

Keep your cookbooks gross

You know it.

I hear The Miracles singing oOo baby baby

🎶I wanna hold ur clawwwwwwww🎶

I’m thinkin. What if bees don’t buzz but they’re moaning like mmmmm gurl ya we luv ur Indian Blankets o0o we’re finally gettin laid mmmm

Clippin coupons

Your moment of zen

OMW to steal your girl:

A good boi 🍿🍿🍿🍿

Very proud of my baby’s first movie especially cause popcorn is his fav human snack

You need flowers—I’ll make do

I NEED to install one of these in my bathroom & fill it w the pink Barbie color soap that smells like school is boring & I rather be jammin soap into the palm of my hands

¿Quién es tu Poppy? Eres mi Poppy! Aye Poppyyyyy

Well Mr. Watchman Hollyhock—you were certainly worth the wait

Chef, the gentleman will be havin the burger. No bun no cheese plz

Sorry but… I DONT EVER WANNA FEEEEEL LIKE I DID THAT DAYY TAKEME TOTHE PLACE ILOOOOVE TAKE ME ALL THEBWAY

Now that I have time, I will try painting angels

Garden, play Springsteen’s Growin’ Up

From what I’ve gathered, by day, The Starman lives behind the Sun