FFXIV chat am I cooked?

I have a physical copy of fucking MYST that someone threw out too actually but it's buried in my storage so here are some pics from ebay

SHOW ME SOME COOL PHYSICAL GAMES My copy of Aleste came with an even TINIER version of Aleste SHMUP CEs literally cannot be beat

ALSO NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE JUST HAS A FUCKING THRUSTER PACK AND A MISSILE BARRAGE??? I am literally going to boot PXZ just to remember if she's like a mecha nerd or something. Plus she's so energetic, she's so CHARMING I REALLY need to play Vampire Savior/Darkstalkers sometime

God in-game Morrigan is so fucking cool She's just so enchanting and elegant in a way that makes her seem really really kind? She's just got such a fucking VIBE

Someone should just hit me in the head with a bat so I conk out

Shout out to the other three people that picked Phoenix Springs, y'all are real ones

Marathon is about coming out through the worst of hell TOGETHER It's about being the last one standing in a hallway painted blue with your own blood, and then slowly bringing your teammates back from the brink It's knowing that as long as one of you lives, all of you can all still pull through

Had Marathon on the brain all day and crushed a thing together to get it out of my head I think the road to Compiler and unlocking all vaults (still need to do 6) has been one of the most satisfying things I've done in a game Tossing around the idea of speaking into the tape recorder about it

Fucking Cryo Archive. Being good enough to recognize you made a mistake but not enough to prevent it from happening is literally hell. That, and being better than your friends but not remotely good enough to carry. Just put me on ice.

TRAINSPOTTING MENTIONED

Everytime I play, these two cross in my dumb head They're both kinda dumb but not stupid They're both snarky despite usually being the butt of the joke/made to react And they've both got insane hearts of gold They really feel cut from the same cloth #hundredline #kamenrider

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO JAM'S INPUTS SHE USES HER LEGS FOR THOSE SHE KICKS WHY ARE THEY NOT ALL THE KICK BUTTON I'M GOING TO BE SICK WHAT THE FUCK STRIVE

Also @alfredvalley.bsky.social this boss is EVIL An absolute mind boggler, but it got me trying to think about how to flip Gallows Armour which is super cool game design Warlux Pearl has to be my favorite atm though Feels like an absolute power house and looks super messed up

Normalize going to FedEx and spending over half an hour printing and cutting tabletop games Brute Fort rocks, and is brutally tough at times My one win so far is only because I played with boss the effect turned off Cannot wait to get this on actual card stock, but this feels especially nice

IT'S REALLY GOOD GO CHECK IT OUT NOW!!!

I just finished Gaunt's Ghosts Sabbat Martyr I feel like I need a cigarette www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfts...

And the runner up I have never actually had the group watch inaudibly question if we shouldn't stop the movie and put something else on before, holy fuck

Can't think of a theater movie in that regard but holy fuck I don't think I've ever actually felt like a movie was pretentious before until this

I NEED A TRANSLATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It honestly fucking rules to see a game get so much creative support from the community before it even launches This also extends to the shitposting and faction warring Like it's just straight up nice to see people get creative over something, I love it

God I wanna level Dark Knight but THE AOE ATTACK LOOKS SO GOOFY AAAAAAAAAAAA YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ICE SKATING WITH SPIKES

I totally forgot Killer Inn has a free weekend going on and just What the actual fuck is wrong with Steam forums? Is the average "poster" just so fucking miserable and brainrotten that they all collectively buy into this shit?

It fucking hurts

WHAT'S THAT? YOU LIKE A BIG JUICY PECS ON HULKING BARA GUYS INSTEAD??? THEN LET'S GET IT FUNDED COME ON COME ON COME ONNNNNN

My brain is really firing on all cylinders now gang

What's the worst that could happen!

Oh my god I remember Vivian

For me it's the SSIIVA system from Dirty Pair: Project Eden though. Nothing really tops this all out armor barrage that basically dismantles itself once it's spent.