Dan Carney
@astronautheart
Music, words, bad jokes. Constantly worried about Spurs.
Five texts and counting so far about the fact that I appear to be at the football with Mick Jagger (I’m not)
Nearly time for our annual big daft rave for Eat Or Heat, the food bank in Walthamstow. Saturday 7th March, 12-12 across five venues on the Ravenswood Estate and Wood Street Bear. Family fun and happy vibes during the day, raving and silliness in the evening. It will be magnificent, come and see.
My friend Elliot has just alerted me to the fact that nine years ago today, I pulled off this absolutely incredible bowls shot. The rest of my short bowls career was, sadly, deeply unremarkable.
I Wld B Frightened 2 Live In Country Run By U is my favourite track from Purple Rain
East vs West Coast beef reignited once Method Man responds that he’s always thought Neil Warnock the superior manager
just once, I want one of these lads to be into the future - live entirely like it’s 2105 or GTFO. tinfoil suit, robot voice, wall of CPU monitors, the lot…
Today is cancelled as I’m just going to be staring at this picture…
'Cause since year 11, I was doing it proper Then I weren't chatting 'bout lead, it's copper I weren't a badman, I weren't a shotta Just had bare skippy flows in my locker
what’s wrong babe, you’ve hardly touched your Yngwie Malmsteen multivitamin gummies…
Sorry for lowering the tone, but AT LEAST two of those merit this picture
“The chicken these these chose as not free f Range they were banged up like Julian Asarge”