Someone is following in the footsteps of Bart Simpson

I imagine this is what Cornyn looked like while writing that post.

Don't forget this guy.

I'll see yours and raise you.

If you're going to go low effort, at least use Frinkiac or Morbotron like a regular person.

I will not do an impression of Bryon Noem at a kid's birthday party. I will not do an impression of Bryon Noem at a kid's birthday party. I will not do an impression of Bryon Noem at a kid's birthday party....

I don't know how many people showed up today, but it was a lot from what I could see.

All I can think about is this meme.

Everybody is having a joke at his expense. What a buffoon.

It's always the same scientist and it's always the same explanation.

Fed Funds rates were on the rise in 2018.

"Borrowing from China" is a flat-out lie and he knows it. The vast majority of U.S. debt is held by U.S. entities. China holds less than $1 trillion, less than 3% of the total.

Keep in mind, this is coming from a member of Tren de Aragua. Don't believe me? Here's the proof.

Today is the day he truly made America great

The US actually has a relatively high birth rate compared to other wealthy countries.

As a geography nerd, I have strong opinions about geography.