Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文

@asyameimaru

Traditional Reporter of Fantasy. Crow Tengu. Wind God Girl. Draenei enjoyer. Backup Gnews Anchor on WoW-MG. Hybrid Personal/RP Acct 🏳️‍⚧️⛩️ (banner by nupkirlidzo) [For RPers: I will only show up in your replies due the nature of me being... well, me]

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Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· 25d

All this thought about Onbashira 2016 and I'm reminded I still have the rope that I was given in order to help. Still in the same bag as it was wrapped. I only took small cuttings to make shimenawa for my kamidana, and when I want to make a 'long term' sacred space. I still have plenty left.

A plastic bag containing the rope that I used when I pulled pillars at Onbashira 2016.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· 26d

What does Eridan have to do with this? WELL at the time I had a nametag that said Eridan Ampora. In Japanese. On my backpack, which was a leftover thing from a convention back in the US. It stuck, and well I got stuff, even from the singer that did the Onbashira festival. >

An autographed postcard from Takashi Nakamura, one of the singers of the Onbashira Festival, in which I was given an autograph with the name "Eridan."

A happi coat that signified I was one of the pullers.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· 26d

can do their photoshoot. I happened to be at the shrine that morning where they set up a photoshoot and I heard a VERY LOUD drop. It was the camera. The lens was not attached so I ran over and showed that I was actually a camera repair tech and got tools to repair a shutter. I was able >

A photoshoot of people that were participating in the bashira (pillar) riding part of Suwa Taisha Akimiya.

The same photoshoot as prior photo at Akimiya, but with a banner that says in Japanese "Suwa no kokoro Hitotsu" meaning Suwa: With One Heart.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· 26d

Oh god the Eridan locator (fan account??) located the Eridan in the Onbashira set. A bit of history: I was permitted as a foreigner to *actually* actively participate in 2016 Onbashira. I was able to actually field repair a camera that was dropped at Suwa Taisha Akimiya so that the photographer >

Two likes from the Onbashira series of pictures drawn by @abjectimpulse.bsky.social was done by the account known as @eridanlocator.bsky.social whose 'gimmick' is to locate all pictures with Eridan Ampora, the Homestuck character.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Jul 5

It's been a bit since I've done a #cassunday post but here is me playing something relaxing on a My First Sony cassette desk player (TPM-8000) that just got had its belt replaced and is surprisingly good for a kids cassette player. I have @callykarishokka.bsky.social to thank for this lol.

A Sony TPM-8000 "my first Sony" desk cassette player in red playing a cassette. The cassette is "a walk in the woods. Relaxing piano and Strings" by "Reflections of Nature".

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· May 7

Curren Chan Umamusume in absolute shambles right now. Also now using that in my lexicon.

The Umamusume character Curren Chan in her race outfit.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· May 7

Now serving L's.

A Perdue 6 7 Chicken nugget on a small plate that is supposed to be shaped like a 7 but is defective. It is, instead, shaped like an L. It is positioned as if serving the plate to someone, hence, "Serving an L".

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· May 7

One of the 7's was defective. Instead, I'm serving L's.

The Perdue 6 7 Chicken nuggets presented with a small plate with a knife to the left and a fork to the right. The nugget is supposed to be a 7, but it is defective, and is, instead, shaped like an L.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· May 7

I BOUGHT THE FUCKING 6-7 NUGGETS. They taste like nuggets. Not sure what you expect.

A bag of Perdue Limited Edition 6 7 chicken nuggets in a blue bag doing the 6 7 meme hand motion.

The Perdue 6 7 Chicken nuggets presented with a small plate with a knife to the left and a fork to the right. The nuggets are shaped with the number 67 on the plate.

The Perdue 6 7 Chicken nuggets presented with a small plate with a knife to the left and a fork to the right. The nuggets are shaped with the number 69 on the plate.

The Perdue 6 7 Chicken nuggets. There are four nuggets arranged as 6767 on a plate being handed.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Apr 28

YouTube captions interpreting the noises as

>> [screaming]
>> Like

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Apr 15

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Aya_Sha... Variant spelling, though, using Nihon-shiki romanization, because that's what ZUN did.

A screenshot from the Touhou Project Game "Mountain of Faith" in which "Syameimaru Aya" was rendered in Nihon-shiki romanization.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Apr 9

The Dawnwell pretty much be the Elven community soup but it seems they missed a couple things ...

A screenshot of the World of Warcraft cutscene where the Dawnwell was made and Verissa Windrunner, Magister Umbric, Lady Liadrin, First Arcanist Thalyssra, Shadris Feathermoon is standing over the Dawnwell after they added their ingredients.

There is an overlaid dialogue box of the Governor from Stardew Valley (referencing the Luau's Community Soup) where he states "Did everyone in town contribute an ingredient to the soup? I feel like it's missing someone's unique voice."

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Apr 8

"A Death Knight went rogue, this is what happened to his bowels."

A screenshot of a Prey quest in World of Warcraft whose name is Knight-Errant Bloodshatter at the Nightmare difficulty.

The joke is that "if you're shatting blood, might have bigger problems."

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Apr 7

How my character reacts to Astalor? There's pretty much only one thing: Navataai doesn't like systems of control very much (pretty much an anarchist Draenei) so Navataai's pretty flippant about him. Her interactions be like

A Discord RP drabble conversation between Navataai (N) and Astalor (A) that goes as follows:

A: "Hey. Hey Nava. Hey Nava. Pinging Nava."
N: "What the fuck do you want?"
A: "I will enjoy scrything this one. Perform for me. Slaughter them." (from a screenshot in World of Warcraft)
N: "no u" (with a photo of an Uno reverse card)
A: "Fuck"

(Certain identifiers on the names were redacted as this is done on a semi-private discord server).

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Mar 3

“Man.”

A Draenei Monk (the OP’s character) who appears to be sitting in the out of control Sunwell where she’s just staring right at the center beam, seemingly unaffected. She is similarly positioned in a way to the meme of the horse standing there staring out in the ocean going “man.”

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Mar 1

I don't have Warcraft Midnight Early Access, but my S/O @mechanistik.bsky.social does, and I had to make a thing regarding the Sunwell and its loudness that he showed me.

A screenshot from World of Warcraft with the Sunwell. The text has impact font outlined in standard "meme format" that states the following:

"Have you or your loved ones lost their hearing around the Sunwell?"

"You may be entitled to financial compensation."

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Feb 15

Agnes Tachyon wants to settle it in Smash.

A photo from the Katsucon Game Room's Smash Tournament. This had the unintentional framing of a photo of an Agnes Tachyon cosplayer being to the left watching the tournament.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Feb 1

I found Prince Albert in can. However, upon opening, it seems he was already let out.

A can of Prince Albert branded "crimp cut" long burning pipe and cigarette tobacco.

A can of Prince Albert branded "crimp cut" long burning pipe and cigarette tobacco that is viewed from the top, opened. It is empty.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Feb 1

Continued alt-text + source. Source: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

[Alt text Continuation from prior post]

Unleash that on 5th grade boys and then next thing you know, you'll have an entire generation of bilingual kids
speaking Japanese to each other behind the backs of their parents and teachers.

Edutainment is for pussies. It doesn't work. Once kids catch on that you are trying to teach them something they
shut down. We have to keep the boobs and guns and profit. You see how much money video games are making
these days? Fuck educational reform. We need educational subversion!

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Jan 17

really does illustrate it, and then some ways where it's still "authentic celebration" (the smoking billboard in Santa Monica.) But man looking at the "New Years Kiss" between 2002 and 2026 and it's even that's fucking monetized. The single most big example of how enshittified everything become.

A screenshot of a New Years Eve kiss, circa 2002. No advertising on the people doing the kiss.

A New Years Kiss 2026, "brought to you by Planet Fitness", because they have giant top hats that have Planet Fitness advertising. In fact, the Planet Fitness advertisement takes up more screen space than the actual New Years kiss done by the couple.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Jan 13

-sigh- had to do my part, lol, but considering the two stroke inducing generative AI slop images has been up for 24+ hours, don't think anything will be done, considering Facebook is part of the slop machine.

A Facebook report where one can mark the image as generative AI.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Jan 8

The Society of Battle Connoisseurs in Pokémon Legends: Z-A not beating the Touhou allegations. One reference of Yukari might a coincidence, but TWO IS A PATTERN, looking at you Lebanne Pokémon Yorigami Touhou. Also at this point, must this mean that Jacinthe Pokémon has a poverty goddess with her?

A screenshot from the Bulbapedia website in which the Pokemon maid character Lebanne's name origins are listed based on language. The one of attention (and highlighted) is of the Japanese and English sections which state:

* Japanese ハルジオ Harujio From 春紫菀 harujion (Philadelphia fleabane)
* English Lebanne From fleabane

A screenshot from the PROPER TouhouWiki dot net in which the name origin of the Poverty Goddess Shion Yorigami is stated. The entry goes as follows:

Her full name is Shion Yorigami (依神　紫苑). Shion (紫苑) comes from harujion (春紫苑), the Japanese word for the Philadelphia fleabane. [2] The flower is nicknamed as Poverty Grass (貧乏草) in which gives an emphasis to her status as a poverty goddess. Philadelphia fleabane is closely related to daisy fleabane, called in Japanese as himejoon (姫女苑), is the flower that is likely what her sister Joon is named after, thus reflecting their relationship as siblings.

The part that is highlighted is the name origin for the Philadephia fleabane, matching the same AND linked to the same article on Wikipedia.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Jan 5

I'll go with a #cassunday post (wow I haven't done one of these in a bit), been going through my cassettes finds, and this one is a raw Black Metal "Evil Fucking Nightfall", specifically their demo tape. It was a rummage compact cassette find in a literal plastic baggy.

A photo of a stereo system with the cassette baggy demo tape of "Evil Fucking Nightfall", a raw Black Metal band.

The components pictured also include a coustic HEQ-7005A equalizer, an Panasonic DVD Recorder DMR-EH55, and a JVC TD-W309.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Dec 29

"Well shit let me check my drawer ..."

A picture of two 16GB DDR5 5600 RAM modules in a package.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Dec 19

MLB KITASAN BLACK LET'S FUCKING HARIKITTE IKKOU!

A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby in which the SSR Card "[Fire at My Heels] Kitasan Black" is about to get uncapped to it's maximum limit break (MLB).

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Dec 16

Well fuck you too Mable, I hope you stay on house arrest and stuck with the ankle monitor 5ever.

A screenshot of Pokemon Legends: Z-A in which the main character is on the phone with Mable and she states "We would come in with you, but ... y'know. We like staying alive."

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Dec 16

I need to ask because you're Corbeau, is this the Extra Virgin Arboliva Oil or the Extra Slutty Arboliva Oil?

A screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A in which the Team MZ group is surrounding around Corbeau and was given Arboliva Oil. The item description states "The oil produced by Paldea's Arboliva is said to be so delicious you'll feel as if you've gone to heaven after tasting it. How Corbeau got some is best left a mystery."

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Dec 15

$100 a stick, no lowballs, i know what i got.

A container full of salvaged but working SG Hynix 8GB DDR4 2400T RAM sticks intended for laptops. It's obvious that this is a joke as you could probably find these RAM memory modules for about $40 a pop. They are obviously not for sale.

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Dec 14

Ma'am, is this Pokemon actually a sled?

A screenshot of Pokemon Legends: Z-A in which the character is talking to a Pokemon NPC named Adoré. The dialogue box that's there says

"Just call out "Rosebud" and my Pokemon is sure to come running!" with the choices "Who, exactly is Rosebud" and "What kind of Pokemon is that?"

Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文@asyameimaru· Dec 12

I was totally mature on this one. Totally. (You damn right you'll have joy in every stroll as you answer tourist questions of "Why is this called Gulpin Deez Ave?")