I'm gonna call these AI slop markers "attention whiskers" because every goddamn flyer and sign seems to get them now

Hague day, but for completely NON-WARCRIME reasons (i am innocent)

Update - this is indeed a thing in Dutch

I can't tell if the plural apostrophe is somehow grammatically correct in the Netherlands or everyone is letting it slide but regardless this is my personal hell

Anyway I'm gonna get another stroopwafel

Stumbled across an extremely cool karaoke bar in Amsterdam, they decorated the FUCK outta this place

Amsterdog

I have arrived in Amsterdam!

Me

I can relate, because this has been in my head for WEEKS

Happy 11:30 am PST

There's only one "Quad God" that I believe in 🙏

Pardoes has a real rogues' gallery of antagonists for some reason, like Pantagor of Zombor and Olaf Grafhart. Apparently "Quint Years" is their system of time?? Anyway I'm obsessed

So I'm going to MagicCon Amsterdam this summer and looking for other things to do in The Netherlands and I stumbled across a theme park with a deeply upsetting mascot and deep lore, and now I HAVE to go. Please meet Pardoes the Magic Jester, who comes from a planet on the far side of the universe

Seafood Tower 🍽

Starcraft 3 looks crazy

Also good news if the man you're looking for is half-man/half-wolfman

Imdb screenshots from the 1979 Plastic Man cartoon would suggest it has something for every fetish

I do solemnly slam

I hate that I'm now imagining the Andor S2 Mon Mothma escape from the senate but it's goddamn Marjorie Taylor Greene

yip yip