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austin@austinburns· 8d

iga v bejlek, iga won the first set 6-0 in 28 minutes, this game in the second set lasted 26:30 and had 13 deuces

screen shot of point by point breakdown

austin@austinburns· 10d

the last few dvds have arrived from ebay so now i am fully ready for the @blankcheck.bsky.social miniseries on scorsese

scorsese narrative feature filmography in a mix of dvd, blu ray, and 4k formats

austin@austinburns· 18d

JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.

austin@austinburns· 25d

me seeing all possibilities at once

galaxy brain

austin@austinburns· Jul 10

five living writers you’ve read five books by each: okay here’s six

list of 10 most read authors, six of which are highlighted: tana french, v e schwab, stephen king, kazuo ishiguro, mick herron, and dennis lehane. the other four are elmore leonard, john le carré, dashiell hammett, and kurt vonnegut

austin@austinburns· Jul 8

not to one up or anything… hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 8 918 pts · PERFECT 💯 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞

austin@austinburns· Jul 6

lmao what a farce

FIFA's appeal committee, however, has rendered the request submitted by the Royal Belgian Football Association (RBFA) as "inadmissible". They did so on the grounds that "the RBFA is not a party to the proceedings and, as such, has no standing to appeal the decision," a statement from FIFA said.

austin@austinburns· Jul 4

#PoGoCommunityDay says trans rights

shiny inteleon that’s colored light blue, white, pink

austin@austinburns· Jul 4

afraid to carry a sparkler outside, it might spontaneously combust

screenshot of weather app. current temp: 96.8, dew point: 76.8, feels like 112.2

austin@austinburns· Jun 22

have been watching telemundo for the world cup and they keep advertising this show that looks interesting, el señor de los cielos. uhhhhhhh, i think i’ll have to skip this one lol

season 1, 74 episodes; season 2, 84 episodes; season 3, 104 episodes; season 4, 80 episodes; season 5, 95 episodes; season 6, 99 episodes; season 7, 75 episodes; season 8, 88 episodes; season 9, 94 episodes

austin@austinburns· Jun 19

REF CRAMP

ref on the ground getting his calf stretched

austin@austinburns· Jun 19

conan from the “in the year 2000” bit

austin@austinburns· Jun 19

this kit absolutely rules

south korea away kit the whole jersey is a large purple flower

austin@austinburns· Jun 16

good tabs

The unsettling fact is that while the movie never really seemed like it was trying to be predictive, we’re still locked in on The Matrix timeline twenty seven years later. What’s really gonna bake our noodles in the future is: would Claude Pro Max 2030 “Excalibur Prime” have decided to enact the events of The Matrix if we’d never made The Matrix in the first place?

austin@austinburns· Jun 14

thanks, ai

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Curaçao's ISO 3166-1 alpha-2 country code is CW, where the "W" comes from the first letter of the island's name in Papiamentu, "Curaçao".

Curaçao's Abbreviation
Curaçao's ISO 3166-1 alpha-2 country code is CW.
Origin of the "W"
• The "W" in the code comes from the first letter of the island's name in Papiamentu, which is the local language spoken in Curaçao.
• The full name "Curaçao" starts with a "C," but the use of "W" reflects the unique linguistic characteristics of the island.
This coding system helps in the representation of country names and is widely used in various international contexts.

austin@austinburns· Jun 11

c'mon @orlandosentinel.com

article misspells "soar" as "sore": "The report shows the region made a drastic improvement from 2021, when the Smart Growth group called Orlando the most likely place in the country for a pedestrian to be killed. That drop can be attributed to other regions seeing their fatality rates sore, and in Orlando's slowing in 2024 and reducing in 2026."

austin@austinburns· Jun 10

england v costa rica!

soccer pitch with players from england and costa rica spread around

austin@austinburns· Jun 6

“oh no” panel from webcomicname.com

austin@austinburns· Jun 5

really stark difference between these two guys

adam corolla and jimmy kimmel from the man show sitting in leather recliners toasting mugs of beer over an open box of pizza

austin@austinburns· Jun 3

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Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”

10:42am • Jul 1, 2017 • Twitter for Mac

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austin@austinburns· Jun 3

You can think of this Trump administration as a similar state of affairs. The American people broke something when they gave Trump a second chance in office. And there is no going back to the Union as it was. If Democrats hope to lead the nation to any kind of recovery, much less renewal, they must understand and internalize this fact of the matter.

Broken eggs cannot be mended. To try to do so, to try to return to some notion of normality is to court failure. Worse, it is to play a repeat of the last Democratic administration when, in pursuit of the familiar, the Democratic Party all but passed the baton back to reactionaries working toward something revolutionary.

austin@austinburns· May 28

good blog

The Trump administration lost the Iran War the moment the Iranians throttled passage through the Strait of Hormuz. For reasons of habit and prestige, it is operating as if it possesses leverage to force an Iranian surrender over a nuclear program Teheran has consistently been willing to negotiate away, as well as on a regional defense posture Teheran has decidedly never been willing to negotiate away. Having watched the Iranians reset the terms of the war and subsequent diplomatic engagement, Trump is left with threats of bombing, something the U.S. has the capability to accomplish, on the theory that such bombing will create the leverage the U.S. lacks, something the U.S. has repeatedly shown it can't create through bombing.

austin@austinburns· May 25

ok getting a little better but right before that time awake just before 5, i was dreaming that i slept until 8, does that count?

sleep analysis showing wake up at 5:30

austin@austinburns· May 21

quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

john candy playing polka music in home alone