ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾

@aut0hphobia

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y aut0hphobia.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· 1d

Why tf did Marni and Nathan have Rotti seething to the side at their wedding 😭 like maybe they should have. You know. Not invited him?? #repothegeneticopera

Marni and Nathan from Repo the Genetic Opera at their wedding, kissing, with Rotti seething to the side

Rotti Largo furious at Nathan and Marni's wedding

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· 5d

Mejiro Bright you sweet soul

Mejiro Bright saying "what ought to change will change, and that which should be preserved will be. If that course cannot be stayed amidst the trends..."

Mejiro Bright saying "Then it will be a very long time indeed before the Mejiro family finds success in the Twinkle Series."

Mejiro Bright saying "Things are fine just as they are, Trainer. Yes... After all, the present isn't the be-all and end-all."

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· 6d

I've never in my life played a game for 400 days straight. What the hell did they put in this game??

A screenshot from Umamusume of a complete mission "Log in for a total of 400 days"

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· 14d

Decided to try and ragebait my dog with a treat after I saw the person on tiktok ragebaiting their Bassett Hound Joke's on me, "ragebait" is his new favorite game now. He throws fits AND won't eat/chew his treat when I won't pretend I'm taking the dang thing from him first I played myself 😭

A small brown chihuahua mix lays on a pink blanket sideways, looking very cozy. One of his ears stands up and the other flops. He's cute but also a little ugly, very precious

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· 24d

Damn, okay Sirius Symboli

Sirius Symboli from Umamusume saying "You know, you're pretty good at begging when you put your mind to it. Let's do this again, when the fancy strikes."

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 30

Kawakami Princess, you precious, supportive Uma 🥹 anyone CAN be a princess

Fan fest
Suntanned boy: to me, you're the coolest princess there is! I want to become a princess like you!

A commotion begins to stir within the audience. The crowd separates, forming a circle around a young boy... and a woman.

Lady in a dress: ken?! Don't tell me you still harbor that foolish desire to become a princess...

Suntanned boy: Mother... I know you told me it was impossible and to give up the thought... but I can't change how I feel! I want to be a Princess! I want to be just like Kawakami Princess! A cool, strong, dazzling princess!

Fan fest
Lady in a dress: at the very least, surely you should aim to be a prince instead! I mean, you're a...

Trainer selection (me): what do you say to that, Kawakami Princess? Is that true?

Kawakami Princess: no, it isn't! Whether or not he can become a princess depends on his mindset and effort!

Lady in a dress: what?!

Kawakami Princess: I believe that a princess is someone who never gives . And how one becomes that princess is different for everyone! Just as my vision differs from yours, I'm sure the boy has his own idea of what being a princess entails.

Fan fest
Selection (me): There's no right or wrong here.

Kawakami Princess: Indeed. It's not our place to tell others what to believe. That's for them to decide. Instead, focus on who YOU want to be. That way, when you look back on your part, you'll feel proud. Proud of the fact... that you did it all yourself.

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 29

Why tf are Maine's goddamn seagulls so big

A ridiculously large seagull who was almost as tall as a fire hydrant

A ridiculously large seagull taking care of her babies on a roof

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 28

I love my wife. Look at her. She's stunning!

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 28

Bathroom selfies at an anime con

Auto with pink and purple hair, large batwing like fox ears, and a black shirt making a peace sign and smiling

Auto with pink and purple hair, large batwing like fox ears, and a black shirt with finger on cheek and a small smile

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 26

Facebook, I JUST woke up

Facebook screenshot:
THIS PERSON SOLD ME A CUM FILLED SUIT THEN GOT MADE I WANTED IT REFURRED AND REMADE AFTER I PAID $4.2K

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 24

Felt like I was being watched, so I turned around and

A grey tabby cat sits between two yellow-and-white checkered curtains, staring intensely at the camera with his face shadowed and quite dramatic

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 24

AI could never, but Tyra Banks did

"Where'd you get thoae skates?" She asked woozily as the doctor inspected her wounds.
"These?" Dr. Erica glanced at her feet. "I got them at birth."
"Huh?"
The doctor lifted up her pants leg and revealed the skates were actually attached to her body, the same color and texture as skin.
"All doctors here at Modelland have them." Dr Erica stated matter-of-factly.

Crash. The De La Crème white and cream blow-up tent went down as two brawling girls entered it. Oof. A girl who looked as if she had never walked in heels before stumbled, breaking the tips of both stilettos. Two girls got into a fight at the end of their makeshift catwalk, rolling to the ground. "Kenya, use the Gyaku Zuki move!" her mother screamed. "Reverse-punch the hairy hag! But watch your hair, sweetie!"

Tookie opened her mouth but couldn't speak. She was dying to say, Really? Me? Have you lost your mind? But instead a cross be- tween a yelp, a sneeze, and a burp came out.

"Good for you." Theophilus indicated the candidates in the square. "This is a little crazy." They both turned to Zarpessa Zarionneaux, who strutted confidently right over an open manhole that three girls had just fallen into.

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 21

Clangen is so unnecessarily cute, doubly so when you add Lifegen My generation of Warrior Cat Fans walked so this generation of Warriors fans could run

Owlkit
Your age: 2 moons
Season: Greenleaf - Clan Age: 3

You spend the day in the nursery, terrified of your newest discovery. You stare at the ground, eyes wide. Why does this happen? Why does your body do this? Where did your legs go? Why do they disappear whenever you sit down?

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Jun 14

HELLO??

Sakura Bakushin O to North Flight
You wear this. And give me yours too! Then everything will be alright! Our brooches will be a symbol of our eternal love!

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· May 23

*Fox News Voice* LIBERALS ARE HAVING PRO ABORTION COMPETITIONS

My mii in Tomodachi Life saying "but you know, I've always wanted to give pro having SO many abortions a shot!"

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· May 20

I'm fuckin crying oh my god

A tumblr screenshot
Connorsjorts writes "I've never played dragon age and don't know anything about it but what I do know is that that Solas guy looks exactly like if Astarion and Wulbren Bongle had a baby

Connorsjorts reposts with a picture of Wulbren Bongle, Solas and Astarion in that order with "this is an animorphs cover"

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· May 19

Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka have ship art from 2008!! Before Umamusume was anywhere near existing! G A Y!

A Twitter screenshot with art from 2008 of an imagined Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka, a blonde and brunette holding hands. User PZ writes "imagine there are people who are younger than first piece of Daiwa Scarlet x Vodka yuri

Daiwa Scarlet: it's cold just sitting here
Vodka: I can lend you my jacket, if you want.
Scarlet: no. Give me your shoulder instead.

A screenshot from Umamusume where Daiwa Scarlet is laying her head on Vodka's shoulder while Vodka blushes

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· May 18

Dragon Age Inquisition

Tomodachi Life screenshot. "Lavellan is following Solas for some reason"

Tomodachi Life screenshot. Solas has painted something proudly while Lavellan stares at it like -.-

Solas in Tomodachi Life standing with his arms crossed saying "I have a bad habit of thinking I'm always right."

Solas in Tomodachi Life, laying down kicking his legs while watching Lavellan

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· May 18

Wife's mii got mad at mine lmao

Critty in Tomodachi Life yelling "you're the dullest crayon in the box, Auto!" at the sea

Critty in Tomodachi Life yelling "yeah, you look cute when you walk. But you don't have to flaunt it, Auto!" at the sea

Critty in Tomodachi Life yelling "you don't have to get so angry, Auto!" at the sea

Critty in Tomodachi Life yelling "Auto, do you EVER stand still?!" at the sea

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· May 10

Ma'am

Lavellan bragging to Solas, TM Opera O and Meisho Doto that she knows more about tearing down the Veil than anyone

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· May 6

Dragon Age Veilguard speedrun: give Solas a joint

A screenshot from Tomodachi Life Living the Dream of a Solas moo saying "hard pass on tearing down the Veil. I'm more into smoking weed."

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Apr 28

This card??? Fuckin' G A Y

SR Sirius Symboli [the Brightest Star Shines On]
Sirius Symboli sitting on a desk with a bunch of Umas around her with heart eyes, blushing, with clasped hands and adoring expressions

ₐᵤₜₒ 𖹭⁽ᵛᵃʳ ˡᵃᵗʰ ᵛⁱʳ ˢᵘˡᵉᵈⁱⁿ⁾@aut0hphobia· Apr 25

Daitaku Helios and Daiichi Ruby were shipped irl as horses bc Helios ran his best when racing Ruby. So in the game, Helios is absolutely head over heels in love with Ruby. Which is g a y