I'm just... gonna leave this right here for public discussion.

It was too hot for our midday walk but the back yard is shaded so we decided to play in it instead.

My German shepherd had a litter! May i present... the litter.

I asked my phone to do math for me this morning because BRAIN FOG. Afterwards, I was grumbling about said brain fog and, evidently, my phone was still listening. It felt like I needed a peptalk. I was laughing so hard, I could barely stand up. PROOF.

I'm sure she does but momma is broke.

Hell no, tiktok, you can't read my emails. Ain't nothing in there that you need.

When you tried to take a cute Pic of the cat but forgot to check the flash settings. #cat

I wish I could plat fetch with mine. All she cares about is Stick. You may gaze upon the Stick, marvel at it, but none are worthy of touching Stick except her.

This story is my absolute favorite. He couldn't move heaven so he became a king in hell. 💖

While my neighbor cuts his grass for the second time this year (with a weed-eater? That's a choice), I am baking bribery cookies for a family member to help me work on my house this afternoon.

Aren't Calicos always the one behind it all? This is mine on the very same ottoman. Forgive the wall, I'm getting ready to paint and paper it.

Alabama: $3.99/gal × 15.564 gallons = $62.24 But that's okay, they put a ufc ring in the back yard of the white house 🙄

Mine is recovering from surgery but the stir crazy of being on restrictions might be how she drives us all insane.

My Lily used to do the same thing.

Drum roll, please! 🥁🥁🥁 After years of hit & miss attempts to get it done, my dog is finally spayed! The planets aligned in the perfect pattern and I am both jealous & relieved. May the stars bless me with my own later this year 🥂 We shall be a house of ascended women. ✨️

This is what I honestly think Donny doodles all day when trying not to take those long blinks.

I read this book in high school and I think about it almost every day.

I'm guessing that whatever spirit that dwells in this old house likes the fact that I like to sit and practice embroidery because it's been throwing sewing needles at me like crazy. Neither of these are from my collection.

No offense, WHO, but that's what y'all said about Covid at first.

Lol mine is usually: Who's a pretty chicken? Nobody asked you, you freight train! Nobody wants to hear that, it's 7 in the morning, get in the house. It's a school night, young lady! And, my favorite, "look at that pretty belly, imma eat you like a chicken!"

The cat has found a new way to torture me. She tickles me with his whiskers and I freak out every time because I think it's a bug. Damned thing saunters off while I get my heart back under control. Evil, evil cat.

This is my dog, who was very confused because I told her we were not going for a ride.

I ended up working on my embroidery. I'm learning how to do it so I can make pretty repairs to my clothing 🥰

Well now I've gone and done it. I found a NEW book to put on my To-Buy list. I'm planing to have a little garden just to piss off the maga-centric neighbor who acts like a 1 man HOA. We don't have an HOA.

FOR ANYONE THAT SAYS THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH & STATE IS NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION: May I present to you... the First Amendment. May it help you in understanding WHY the Jesus-WH overlap is such an issue.

Existence is pain, and that pain is being a girl and completely unaware of how cute your butt looks in rubber duckies when the world is on fire.

Update: I finished 1 paper! Except I found a hidden requirement for a sample public announcement. How i felt when i saw that hidden gem? Moxxie, I felt like Moxxie.

VINDICATION! I am not as crazy & paranoid as my family member was making me out to be.