Just. . . yuck

Are the Bluesky bots even trying anymore?

Them: "What's your book marketing budget?" Me:

My latest library hold came in!

Here's how I spent my afternoon. Hint: Nobody set me on fire. www.patreon.com/autumnwolff/...

Swear to God, we need to be like boomer dads with thermostats when it comes to bombs. DO NOT TOUCH.

When people ask why I groan every time someone reminds me that Hey Arnold! is 30 years old now:

And that's a wrap! The Lone Wolf Cafe audiobook is now entirely recorded. All that's left is some minor editing and touch-ups. Look for it to be released in August!

And, finally, we'll do "A Bargain for Wings." The song is "Run" by Patty Gurdy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWvb...

For book #17, we'll do "A Bargain for Bliss." The song is "Under a Violet Moon" by Blackmore's Night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=frv9...

For book #16, we'll do "Bride of the Elven Innkeeper." The song is "Tabi No Tochuu" by Natsumi Kiyoura. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ydC...

For book #15, we'll do "The Witches' Odyssey." The song is "Literature" by Reina Ueda. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ih...

For book #14, we'll do "Roxie Rivers and the Moonlight Mission." The song is "Lights" by Ellie Goulding. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NKU...

For book #13, we'll do "Roving Darkness and the Druid's Destiny." The song is "Artemis" by Lindsey Stirling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsN7...

For book #12, we'll do "The Mermaid of Frigid Harbor." The song is "Ocean Soul" by Nightwish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CICE...

For book #11, we'll do "Heart of the Wolf Goddess." The song is "Running with the Wolves" by Aurora. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SW...

For book #10, we'll do Is It Wrong To Fall In Love With A Reclusive Wizard In A Sky Palace?. The song is "Aerial Rebuild" by Takashi Ohmama. www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_v9...

For book #9, we'll do A Bargain for Sanctuary. The song is "Tír na nÓg" by Celtic Woman. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhW1...

For book #8, we'll do They Call Me An Angel. The song is "Hits A Nerve" by Lady Of Mars. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDDh...

For book #7, we'll do My Aunt, The Vampire. The song is "A Question of Time" by Exit Eden (a cover of Depeche Mode's song). www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8na...

For book #6, we'll do Hot Off The Press. The song is "Heaven's Not Enough" by Steve Conte. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8D...

For book #5, we'll do That Night I Got Married to a Werewolf. The song is "7 Days To The Wolves" by Nightwish. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LASr...

For book #4, we'll do That Night I Got Dragged Home By A Werewolf. The song is "She Calls Me Daddy" by KiNG Mala. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_T4...

For book #3, we'll do The Corruption of Saint Aqyn. The song is "I Wish You Were Dead" by Lacuna Coil. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H86c...

For book #2, we'll do The Postman Becomes A Bunny Goddess In Another World Vol 2. The song is "A Place To Call Home" by Aurora. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGND...

For book #1, we'll do Girl for a Week. The song is "I don't care" by Hoshimachi Suisei. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3G...

If you're excited about The Postman Becomes A Bunny Goddess In Another World Vol 2 being officially started, then now's a great time to remember you can get a signed copy of volume 1 in my shop! Shipping to: 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 ko-fi.com/autumnwolff/...

I think what I like about Tilda and why people gravitate to her is that she's an optimist. She generally tries to see the good in people. I am not like her. I'm pragmatic. So when I get to write Tilda, I'm essentially RP'ing as a glass-half-full kinda gal.

Gunmetal Olympus readers when their favorite character does some truly heinous shit:

Don’t worry, Apple. If recent experience has taught me anything, it’s that you can just wait 18 months for a class action lawsuit payout of $3.87. That ought to help.