His rug looks like a Shih Tzu landed on his head

A few seconds on Google:

From Newsweek, Trump without the make-up:

I find it hard to believe that Israel has so much global punch when I look at the figures for religions in the world. It can't all be about Western guilt, can it?

Perhaps he thought of it when he was on the loo

Putting boots on the ground in Iran will be very difficult.

Remember this?

Not true. I've just snipped this all at size 20

I've found Trumpy

Not edited:

This is the female gaze.

No crores now - which is a pity:

Just got to 34 million users - Yey!!!

Private Eye cover is spot on.

In the UK Apple maps is showing this:

This is what Google Maps shows in the UK.

Happy Birthday.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,727,050!