I’m just a lady trying to get through life with the help of her giant, plush rainbow emotional support penis. But then again, aren’t we all?

Awww babies :) Enjoy some Hedwig sploot!

Well now I know what we are doing tonight! 10th anniversary, let’s goooo!

They’re local! They’re called The Sourdough Spot and they frequent hospitals and farmers markets it seems! They post their schedule on instagram primarily. Here is the most recent one I found :) If they’re not easy to get to and you want stuff from them, lemme know! I can get ya some!

There was a teeny farmers market in front of Kaiser this week when I was there and I got these beautiful, sourdough English muffins. They’re crazy thicc (this is only the bottom half of one, they’re 2 inches tall!) and so good with the local creamed honey I got there also. Sexy bread is delicious ❤️

Heya, have an update about @andybear.bsky.social ‘s cardiac recovery :)

Fun fact: If you enjoy going to Kura for sushi, you can bring home the prize capsules and fill them with catnip for a exciting kitty toy :) Enjoy Sammy looking completely blissed out :)

It’s perfect and I am so excited! My new favorite pride shirt ever and it’s official Bob’s Burgers merch!

Last week and this past weekend were full of friends, food and good memories! Grateful to friends who shared their time in the South Bay, celebrated 8 years with @spookycritter.bsky.social by taking an impromptu trip to Reno for the night, and a fun pool party/bbq w/local friends. 10/10! ❤️

Never has a more perfect baby existed than this precious bean made by Jess White at Neon Tiger ❤️ I am so happy 🥹 Look at the wittle beaaans

My second and third tomato harvests so far! The first one was about 4 tomatoes. This is probably close to 25 Roma tomatoes! I piled them into the same container after.

Portland offers you a paw bump for an awesome day :)

New claws, pride edition! Took the length down a bit as they were getting pretty long but excited that these are my actual nails 🙂 Went with a blurple color to cover the blue/purple since I only had enough fingers for 5 colors and naturally had to keep going with my favorite glitter on the tips.❤️

Happy one year birthday to KPOP Demon Hunters! Celebrating by watching the movie and drinking out of our glasses 💕

I have a 2011 Release 8 xB and I love it! It’s definitely showing its age and I’m constantly torn about letting her go someday for a newer car. (Old pic) Best little toasters, I am always wishing they’d bring ‘em back. I think they’d do great in the current market!

Home! Naturally, Portland is instantly glued to my side 🥰

The newlyweds are on their way to Disneyland! Mini-honeymoon here we come!

Home & relaxing after an incredible and emotional couple of days. The Presidio was beautiful and it made the perfect setting to welcome our friends and family to the Disney Family Museum for our wedding yesterday. I’m so grateful to everyone that joined! Excited for this next chapter for us ❤️

Wedding day! Hair time 🩵💜 Let’s do this thing!

Pride started with a riot…. Grab a brick! Love is love!

Wedding claws and perfectly pedicured toe beans are complete! My poor nail tech looked like a deer in headlights when I said how many colors we were doing today 🙂 he’s a champ though! Also, excited because these are my actual nails, so proud of how long I got ‘em! Andy got a mani/pedi too!

Wedding hair dye - complete! Many thanks to my stylist’s hard work as always 💜 Tomorrow - nails! Little by little I’m getting Bride ready!

My humans are getting married in one week and I am told I am to be… happy.

New ink today! Was going to get more done on my demogorgan flower piece but my artist came out with some amazing Project Hail Mary flash and this piece just spoke to me. It was the boost I didn’t know I needed but now can’t live without!

Needless to say, fast forward to today and they have *exploded*! I’m very happy with their progress and this planter has been so good! Also, today we made a discovery! The teeniest little perfect baby praying mantis was hanging out on one of the leaves! I’m so honored!

Around late March, Andy acquired 3 baby tomato plants from a generous person at his pinball league. I was determined to give them a good life so I found this really cool self watering planter, added a couple more tomato plants and a couple of cucumber plants too. How it started:

How?! How are we only 25 days out from the wedding?! What even is time? Planning is finally winding down and I’m getting more excited but now things are moving bullet train fast!

How can I fold the laundry when it’s peering at me? 404: Laundry not found

*walks in* …nope. *walks out*

Huskband decided we needed a spontaneous local staycation & I’m so grateful as I needed it more than I realized 🖤 We had yummy food & I took a long bath in my fav. giant tub. He even got to try room service for the first time! 10/10 I broke out the fun lipstick too 💚 w/ @spookycritter.bsky.social