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A. Vague

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Gentleman in the streets, freak in the skeets. Reply guy. Probably not a bot. He/Him.

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A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jun 16

Maybe not imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cells...

XKCD cartoon.

When you see a claim that a common drug or vitamin "Kills cancer cells in a petri dish," keep in mind: so does a handgun

The image is of one of the xkcd stick figures in a sort of lab gown, standing on a chair, pointing a gun at a petri dish on a desk. To one side there is a microscope, so you know it's very sciency.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· May 23

Is there a fast way for me to like every reply in a thread?

OG Star Trek Enterprise cruising around a planet. The name of the episode is "Toto, I've a feeling we're not on Ceti Alpha V anymore"

A. Vague@awfullyvague· May 23

TNG Enterprise with a planet in the background. Name of the episode is "He Did WHAT On The Holodeck?"

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Apr 3

The more you know about bitcoin, the funnier this is

"Asia Murphy" says "i still don't get bitcoin"

Theophite (rev. howard arson) responds: imagine if keeping your car idling 24/7 produced solved Sudokus you could trade for heroin.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jan 16

The "Kombucha Girl" meme. The first image is of a woman's head. She's making a "yuck" face and giving whatever-it-is the side eye. The second image is the same woman. Her eyes are wider and she has a pensive look. Maybe not so bad?

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jan 14

A shape with lion body and the head of a man A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun

Stephen Miller, staring into the distance. You can almost see a glint of a soul in his eyes. My mistake. It's a bit of dust on my screen.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jan 7

This reminds me of a Hall of Fame Tweet:

Tweet by Evan DeSimone:

Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool.

He followed that with:

Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I'm 100% correct.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Dec 16

How Trump people think they're going to appear in an article vs. reading the article

Tom Hiddleston as Loki. He's staring at the camera with a sort of light smirk, dressed in black with green and gold. He look fine as hell.

Scene from the Avengers. Hulk has just grabbed Loki by the foot and is in the process of beating the crap out of him.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Dec 11

Scene from Galaxy Quest. Alan Rickman has just said "Miners, not minors!" and Tony Shalhoub's character... just... doesn't get it.

"You lost me"

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Dec 6

Tremble in awe at my awesome MS Paint skills:

The text says "Raise your hand if you're tired of this AI shit". There is a simple outline drawing of a man, but he has three legs.

That's it. That's the joke.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Aug 29

A picture of and older Thor Heyerdahl (looking a little like Joe Biden), wearing a shirt with far too many buttons. His hands are crossed on his legs. He's outside, squinting a little in the sunlight.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Aug 9

Look at this thing. It's got more lanes than the freeway it's going under.

El Camino Real going south under Hwy 92. I've been on narrower interstates.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Aug 2

Cryptobros in this thread: What about bitcoi...

Batman slapping the shit out of Robin

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jul 10

A fancy looking drawing of purple and violet flowers with "Fucking yikes" written on top in cursive letters.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jun 25

Reposted with Alt-Text

(interview from The Hollywood Reporter)
You never storyboard?

No. The ability to stage well is a skill and a talent that I value above almost everything else. And I say that because there are people who do it better than I'll ever be able to do it after 40 years of active study. I just watched Mad Max: Fury Road again last week, and I tell you I couldn't direct 30 seconds of that. I'd put a gun in my mouth. I don't understand how [George Miller] does that, I really don't, and it's my job to understand it. I don't understand two things: I don't understand how they're not still shooting that firm and I don't understand how hundreds of people aren't dead.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jun 23

Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer

Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow. He's outside, with a tray of bottles in front of him. He's wearing glasses that might be brass with a short telescope for one eyepiece.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· May 1

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

The kids from The Goonies looking at a map. One of them is pointing into the distance. There are four of them, because each of them has three friends.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Feb 20

Reposting with alt-text

(On official letterhead of the Attorney General of Alabama with the state seal and everything)

"Dr." Edward R. Fields
National States Rights Party
P.O. Box 1211
Marietta, Georgia 30061

Dear "Dr." Fields:

My response to your letter of February 19, 1976 is - kiss my ass.

Sincerely,

Bill Baxley
Attorney General

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Feb 16

Sigourney Weaver as Philippa Foot

Philosopher Philippa Foot (or is it Sigourney Weaver?)

Actress Sigourney Weaver (or, could it be philosopher Philippa Foot?)

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Feb 11

Also, no girls.

Elizebeth Smith Friedman. Cryptanalyst. Legend.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Jan 20

Tweet by Evan DeSimone: Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool.

Followed by: Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I'm 100% correct.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Dec 29

Mario Lopez/Mario Lorez

Mario Lopez

The same picture, but low resolution. Mario LoREZ. *snerk* I kill me.

Seriously, that's funny, right?

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Nov 19

name a show you're positive no one remembers but you ENOS The Dukes of Hazzard spin-off that nobody asked for.

Four men staring at the camera. A white man in a blue denim jacket and a hat with a stupid grin on his face. A black man to his right (our left), who is a cop despite being dressed like a pimp. Then two older white guys in suits who are probably chief of police and commissioner. The background has a couple of palm trees, proving we are in LA.

The picture is from Enos, one of the worst tv shows ever.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Nov 18

Date yourself by showing a picture of your first computer.

A Commodore 64 computer in all its glory.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Nov 4

From the man himself.

James Woods, on his twitter account.

Sorry, I forget to answer your second question: My major was political science at MIT.

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Sep 30

The now famous Joseph Ducreux self-portrait in a hat and wig and jacket, walking stick held in the left hand, pointing at you mockingly, with the text "Avoid the diseases. Acquire the leeches"

A. Vague@awfullyvague· Sep 14

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Jesus dressed as Colonel Sanders. JFC at the bottom right.