Mister Alex
@awp
"Never has a man more nonchalantly held a massive owl!" www.redkitecraft.co.uk I have a cat, he might get mentioned occasionally. Was once @awpchristie on Twitter.
The DINOSAURS ARE STILL HERE! Seriously! Take the kids down to a wildlife park or river and get them to look at the necks and the feet and the claws and the movement and they'll see it. Avians are the direct descendants of the feathered dinosaurs and it is SO COOL to see it click for someone!
Oh and I want Xander cast as Scarface Claw, the toughest tom in town. Look at him, he smoulders. Right heartthrob.
Why stop at the astronaut meme when there are SO MANY EXCELLENT IMAGE MACROS about brassica.
If you find out who it is, feel free to show them these pictures... My parents nearly lost their entire house to a fire. Smoke detectors are essential!
Bit worried that Pickford's peripheral vision is going to be impaired a little, but I admire them mixing it up a bit with the kit.
One of these* is much handier than referring to a book 🥰 *Countryside ranger, I mean
The local maternity unit has this on the doorbell and you can absolutely bet that I was not the first husband arriving at 0755 with his heavily pregnant wife to get a little slap just for following NHS signage
Me: "don't expect too much of him, he has a brain the size of a walnut" Wife and daughter: [in unison] "you take that back!" Cat: [attempts to claw through the wall to get at the butterfly he just saw go past the window] Wife: "ohhhh he STUPID walnut brain stupid"
How much are you paying for him? I'd get his fitness checked out before you sign him.
Slipway feels a bloody long way to carry the dinghy after several hours of hard graft.
Can't believe they're cheating on Thomas with another undignified tabby, tbqhwy