Azasloth

@azasloth

When you could end reality from your throne of primordial chaos, but you'd rather just take a nap and maybe eat some leaves later. Antifa cottagecore. She/her.

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Azasloth@azasloth· 10d

Grey t-shirt with white lettering:
GLOOM MISTRESS
TENEBROIS OVERLORD
PENUMBRAL LADY
TWILIT PRINCESS
MIDNIGHT HAGETTE
CREPUSCULAR QUEEN
NIGHT BOSS

Azasloth@azasloth· 15d

It’s premium quality entertainment!

White person wearing a t-shirt. Pulp-style text reads “The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon.” An illustration in lurid rust and lilac shows an android (or SecUnit?) standing on a cliff gazing towards a giant moon

Azasloth@azasloth· Jul 2

This is my dork boy, Magnus

Tuxedo tabby inside a washer looking like: what?

Azasloth@azasloth· Jun 21

A fleeting moment in the east end of

Sunset-lit clouds over a magnolia tree with houses in the background.

Azasloth@azasloth· May 25

sorry what are those last two tags again?

Screenshot of a job posting: "Customer Support Representative
(name blacked out) - Toronto, ON, 2.5 stars."
the job's tags follow: $50,000-$75,000 a year; Day shift; Hybrid work; Spanish; In-person; Restaurant experience; Dental Care.

Azasloth@azasloth· May 12

Microblog post by Soon-Tzu Speechley, @speechleyish:
"Writing about US food the way the NYT covers Asian fruit: In a nation torn by racial conflict, one unlikely food unites. To those accustomed to chopsticks, the greasy parcel known as a 'burger,' a sort of split bao, is crude and messy. Yet it encapsulates a nation's violent past."

Azasloth@azasloth· Apr 23

He hates Kerouac; I must love him.

“Believe me I do not have to try very hard. I mean, at least tell me that you stop off to see the world’s largest ball of string or something. Maybe take a picture of a sunset somewhere striking. Meditate on the nature of man and existence while planning the great American novel,” she said, sure that the last one would at least seem palatable to him. But instead the last one just seemed to make him blanch even further. It almost looked like a wince. And he stopped loading bizarre-looking bundles and packages to answer her more firmly.
One hand on the edge of the truck bed.
The other gesturing at her like his fist was a gavel and she’s just been judged guilty. “I genuinely cannot imagine anything more horrifying. I should sue you for assaulting my ears with that nonsense. Balls of string. Talking to me like I’m someone who can remotely stand Kerouac. If I could go back in time, I would make sure he fell in a well before he ever wrote a word. Worst thing to ever happen to literature. And men. And humanity.” He said as if that made any more sense than the last thing.
He was supposed to love writers like that.

Azasloth@azasloth· Apr 15

Octopus, my kid, 2026

A black screen with a child’s drawing of an octopus. The octopus looks like a four-legged potato.

Azasloth@azasloth· Apr 8

Tuxedo tabby sprawls half-out of a basket in front of a window

Azasloth@azasloth· Apr 7

How your email finds me

Taxidermied arctic fox holds a limp taxidermied vole in its mouth.

Azasloth@azasloth· Apr 2

The Artemis generation

A blonde child kneels in front of a television showing the Artemis rocket against a deep blue sky. The ticker on the screen reads T-0:05:28.

Azasloth@azasloth· Mar 16

Concept art

A young child’s drawing of a box with four spindly legs and two eyes on the front. The drawing is pink marker on pale pink paper

Azasloth@azasloth· Mar 16

The Kid is on March Break, and we're doing a bunch of crafts together. I asked him to design a new toy for our cat, and he drew a picture of this boxy little dude with red eyes, who he wanted to "run away!" from the cat & have a switch. I improvised. I love this awful little guy with the leggies.

small hand-sewn cat toy; Indian print with gold florals on a dark grey background. The toy is sewn in a box shape, with little poseable legs covered in the same fabric. The toy has a pull string stitched into the top and has two awful little red eyes drawn on with sharpie. It's cute and terrible.

small hand-sewn cat toy, top view; Indian print with gold florals on a dark grey background. The toy is sewn in a box shape, with little poseable legs covered in the same fabric. The toy has a pull string stitched into the top. It's cute and terrible.

small hand-sewn cat toy, in dramatic shadow. It looks like it's Planning Something. Indian print with gold florals on a dark grey background. The toy is sewn in a box shape, with little poseable legs covered in the same fabric. The toy has a pull string stitched into the top. It's cute and terrible.

Azasloth@azasloth· Mar 3

Got this for spouse for his gaming books (translation in alt text):

A central “m” surrounded by:
From the desk of the DM
Alea iacta esto
(I.e. “may the die be cast”)

Azasloth@azasloth· Feb 28

Timeline cleanse

Snowman with pine needle hair and a carrot nose

Azasloth@azasloth· Feb 28

Timeline cleanse

Tuxedo tabby cat lying on his side in a dish-shaped scratch pad bed, clutching a back paw to his face for toe grooming.

Azasloth@azasloth· Feb 27

Post a photograph you took, no context, to bring some zen to the "feed."

Photo shows a red brick street, lined on both sides with late 19-th century red brick industrial buildings. The street is filled with pedestrians. In the distance, you can see tall condo buildings and the CN Tower.

Azasloth@azasloth· Feb 26

Some days I need good advice from a gnole. Thank you, @tkingfisher.com !

A small card showing two facing badgers (gnoles?) rampant, surrounded by vaguely medieval gouache and pen decorations.

The front of the card opens into two doors, revealing the text “stop twisting your whiskers,” as per T. Kingfishers character Grimehug

Azasloth@azasloth· Feb 23

My grandmother loved Scott and Tennyson. I have the idea that Victorian literature was alive and well in the colonies, especially before the Second World War. 3/3

Right leaf of a book, with the first two stanzas of the first canto of Lady of the Lake (forgive my not transcribing it all; the spirit is willing but the thumbs are tired)

A black and white photo plate, titled “Loch Katrine and Ellen’s Isle.”

Azasloth@azasloth· Feb 23

The lower half of the page is covered with a piece of paper because my grandmother wrote a long note about how I found this book in one of my classrooms and brought it to her? I have no memory of this, especially not finding a 100-yr old book and stealing it for my gran. 2/3