Baa Bar Jinks
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Ex-NHS. Would like to be an ex-Evertonian. Still falling off MTBs. Dog and cat person. Not had enough of experts, but had enough of them on the internet.
My wife has bought me a PS5 for my birthday so my niece has been telling me what to do. As usual she's right.
Still waiting for permission from the Fun Police to hang this in the living room.
It is moving bloody quick and it's getting a lot quicker. My mate is doing a PhD and the stuff he was researching 6 months ago is out of date. I use Claude and it's stunning. If you read, read this
I asked if he was going to 1) dock Liverpool 15 points every season 2) ban that fucking song 3) stop kopites flying to home games He avoided the question, which is politician speak for tapping your nose. COYB, we've got Carney at the G7 too, UTFT.
I don't care about the new kit - I care about my clock, my new chef's pan and Dustin Beeber my new robot hoover. Age creeps up on you, and all of a sudden I've become middle aged and sensible. I never thought this day would come - and I'm not half as horrified as I thought I'd be.
So I've just bought and installed one of these www.bosch-home.co.uk/en/product/l... After 3 washes of polyester fake fur blankets, here is what it collected. That's mostly microplastic fibres with some dog and cat fur. That ordinarily goes straight to the sea. Horrifying. #microplastics #ocean
This appeared in my bathroom. Is my wife trying to tell me something?
"Happily dissatisfied" Dunno about you but I'm unhappily dissatisfied with the dinosaur tactics of this season. Moyes is Dyche +5%. #Everton could have been in Europe
I so want us to relegate Spurs on the last day. Then for #Richarlison to invoke his relegation cause on the final whistle with his new agent Andre Gomes, do a lap of honour with Pickfordand Grealish and then jump on the coach back to Finch Farm ❤️🩹💙 Bring him home.
I've gone full audiophile. Spent my cash on speaker cable instead of decorating the house.
Things we do for an easier life #864. Stripping an antique oak bed. Easter weekend gone. But I do get to play with my favourite power tool.
Some clumsy buffoon has just fallen through his ceiling. This was 5 minutes after laughing with his bathroom fitter about Frank Spencer moments. Luckily it's the only ceiling in the house that hasn't been newly plastered. You've gotta laugh. Pass the PollyFilla 🤣🤣🤣