Trust, I know how she can just bend code over her knee.

Here you go! I've been having fun with it. Gameplan is to get Caretaker's talent out to generate card draw, then Doubling Season, copy it with Yenna, make more with Caretaker's Talent level 2 effect, then overwhelm the enemy with lots of things.

As an example of what the deck can reasonably and reliably do.

Behold, the General. A Cygnar Storm Legion warjack that has big sword, big shield, and big rizz.

Yeah but you can use anything as a derogatory term.

I have made an elf. My first elf. Probably my last elf, I dunno.

It is the transformed side of this.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

My Life in Gaming, year 2006: Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Version Look, I got into Pokemon all the way back during Gen 2, with Silver and Gold, then Crystal came out with moving sprites and had me hooked. My first Pokemon game was Ruby version on the GBA. But. I really got into it with Gen 4.

Whenever these gutless snowflakes say some piece of media is "too woke", I think back to when Jurassic World: Dominion was being teased, and this image came out. And whiners claimed this movie was going to be "woke". Take a guess what they meant.

I painted these a while back but never got around to any even remotely good photos. Anyway, my first serious run at minifigure paintings. Behold. The Plague Marine kill team.

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid. This movie, was the first to give me nightmares as a child.

My Life in Gaming, year 2005: Kingdom Hearts II Look, this was my introduction to the series. And it was the original game all the way back on the PS2. No Final Mix, no special editions, just what the original hardware allowed for, what was in the original game. And I loved it.

I am similarly unable to attend. But I send forth my champion! I am super happy for this one.

Show them the door, hope it hits them on the way out, and then toss this at them just to piss em off.

Behold, my favorite Magic card ever printed. The chaos of this card being utilized, even one of, is unparalleled.

My Life in Gaming, year 2004: World of Warcraft Seriously, was there gonna be anything else? This game has occupied my time, my energy, my focus, and my imagination for twenty years. I didn't start playing when it first came out. But when the Burning Crusade expansion released, I was in.

My Life in Gaming, year 2003: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance I legit think this was my first introduction not only to the Final Fantasy series, but I think it was my intro to these kind of battle tactics games. A nice little GBA game that is also an Isekai, funnily enough.

Hey, Magic the Gathering judges or anyone familiar with the rules. If I donate a Lich's Mastery to another player in a Commander game, and I die, do they die as well?

Hey so remember when Kingdom Hearts was being advertised, and the elevator pitch was "Yo what if Disney and Final Fantasy had a lovechild?" And out popped this amazing amalgamation of weird concepts. What's more, it mixed combat and exploration in ways that Legend of Zelda at the time didn't.

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek

What's so Cursed about it? Oh, among other things... Three plasma rifles and an extra arm. Or the Floppy Rifle. Or the totally normal plasma pistol. Or the throwing pistol. Or the inconvenient rocket launcher. Or the spinning Ghost. Or the flappy banshee. Or Halo Kart. Or having to do Math.

My Life in Gaming, year 2001: Halo: Combat Evolved Yeah this one's the basic bitch game pick. But there's a reason this game is beloved so widely. But, I'm going to talk about something apart from the base game. Cursed Halo. If you've ever played Halo: CE, go looking for Cursed Edition.

Homeworld Cataclysm sets you down in the familiar world of the Homeworld game, with a new faction, new ships, and a new enemy. Space zombies. The Beast. An infection that melds biology and machine into a twisted abomination. It spreads like a virus across the galaxy, infesting more ships.

My Life in Gaming, year 2000: Homeworld: Cataclysm Back to back Homeworld games? Nice. Building off the first Homeworld game, with basically the same mechanics and gameplay, Cataclysm (renamed to Resurgence because Blizzard/Activision was being a litigious bitch) adds a new thing. Horror.

I got two of those fuckin things in a single Tenner opening.

My Life in Gaming, year 1999: Homeworld Holy shit, people. This is the good sauce. An RTS that broke the rules I knew of for the genre, and to this day I can't think of anything else that did it like this. Yeah, that's an RTS. But does it have a third dimension? Naw fam.

I recently got a new cat. Took some time to emotionally recover from the death of my previous cat, Blanche. I have continued to have strangely good luck regarding the emotional connection with these felines. This is Josie. Similarly aggressively affectionate. And also currently in heat. Oops.