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BallHer

@ballher

My favourite quote from a baseball player: "Who are you and why are you talking to me?" -Jose Bautista

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BallHer@ballher· 29d

I don't know if this means what I think it means 😳

Bussin

BallHer@ballher· 29d

Inside you are two wolves

@kdcaseywrites.bsky.social gonna say some real untoward things about willson contreras during this, so you've all been warned

@bcbsara.bsky.social Y'ALL HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON MY KING WILLSON CONTRERAS

👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

BallHer@ballher· 29d

MLB Home Run Derby

Do you want to know the terrifying truth... Or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?

BallHer@ballher· Jul 8

@BlueJays: INTRODUCING The Home Run Dragon

Instagram user: Does it have a name?

Blue Jays: The Home Run Dragon

BallHer@ballher· Jul 7

One person crying with the caption "someone's downfall happening.

Another person watching with the 👀 emoji with the caption "me watching because I prayed for it"

BallHer@ballher· Jun 18

I don't own a soccer jersey so I'm doing the next best thing of repping Canada with this.

A long, oversized Blue Jays jersey

BallHer@ballher· Jun 12

"Kyle Lowry sounding ass name"

BallHer@ballher· Jun 5

Daulton Varsho looking like a dead bug on a windshield

BallHer@ballher· May 31

Wait a second

A man?!

BallHer@ballher· May 27

He does look like a completely different person.

Clean shaven Dylan Cease on the Win Cam stroking his now non-existent mustache.

BallHer@ballher· May 27

😁

Test from mom: The crowd goes crazy for him. His smile is contagious. 💕💕💕

BallHer@ballher· May 26

@katebueckert.bsky.social I took some photos at the Dome for you to show to people when you're at the game in Japan. 🤗

A collage of Kazuma Okamoto photos in a Blue Jays uniform.

Kazuma Okamoto photos in a Blue Jays uniform. In the main photo, he is in a blue shirt, white pants, and is swinging a bat.

BallHer@ballher· May 25

That's fine. I don't need eyes.

Very bright reflection shining off a building. It's blinding me.

BallHer@ballher· May 25

Oh no, they're multiplying.

BallHer@ballher· May 25

Vladdy was Born Ready but I was not ready for this. #BlueJays

A huge lineup of hundreds of people waiting for the bobblehead

BallHer@ballher· May 14

Nooooooo! Don't pick me! 😭

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What You Are Legally Required to Do Within 30 Days of Receipt:

Complete the Mandatory Jury Eligibility Form.

BallHer@ballher· May 13

Just answer my question! 😫

Friend: Is this the WNBA?

Me: Literally us, the Blue Jays

Friend: Who is Naturo?

Me: That's not the point

Friend: I mean, I've never heard of them so I assume that's not a real player's name

So why are you buying a jersey?

Me: Nvm

BallHer@ballher· May 10

I've had ex boyfriends less dramatic than this

Duolingo owl says: BallHer, I'm packing my bags. 🥺 It's been 30 days without French. I guess this is goodbye...

BallHer@ballher· Apr 27

I only do this for Ernie

Lineup down the block for the Ernie Clement hockey jersey giveaway item at the Blue Jays game

BallHer@ballher· Apr 16

I guess we're back up?

30+ notifications on Bluesky

BallHer@ballher· Apr 10

This is what my life is like having guy friends

A picture of a mushroom with a fold that looks like a butt. The text reads, "My mushroom has a butt. It's a butt-on mushroom."

BallHer@ballher· Mar 2

Everyday there is a post like this and I'm like "yep, same".

r/homeowners Reddit. The topic is "buyers regret".

BallHer@ballher· Feb 15

#NBAAll-StarGame2026

Me: Brandy is doing the US anthem and definitely making it very Brandy. Having her backup singers making the lyrics echo.

Friend: I still need to listen to more Brandi. I only really know her for her relationship with Joni

Me: Not Brandi Carlile

Friend: Oh lol

Me: Brandy the R&B singer

Friend: Like, Brandy from the 90s????

Me: Lol yes

BallHer@ballher· Feb 15

Wtf are these suggested replies to Google Assistant?

"Kiss me."
"I miss you."
"I just want to make sure you're okay."

BallHer@ballher· Feb 7

Well, Canadian Tire does. www.thestar.com/business/can...

The case stems from a six-month investigation by the province's consumer protection office in 2021.

The office concluded Canadian Tire had attempted to convince consumers that sale items were on deep discount by including an artificially inflated regular price on its advertising material.

Analysis of sales data showed that the products in question were rarely sold or advertised at the so-called regular price.

The consumer protection office targeted seven products and verified their prices between April and October 2021 in Canadian Tire flyers, on the company's website, and in three stores in the Montreal area.

Under the agreement reached between the parties, Canadian Tire admitted liability for five of the products under investigation, including Henckels and Cuisinart knife sets, Lagostina and Heritage cookware, and a Dewalt cordless drill.

BallHer@ballher· Feb 5

Oh dear god

Blue Jays giveaway item for March 8, 2026 is a retro black Jersey from the worst uniform era

BallHer@ballher· Feb 1

LMAO

Reddit post regarding the Melania movie:

"Ok, as some of you may have noticed, there's a bit of online chatter about soft ticket sales for the new Melania documentary directed by Brett Ratner. I was on the Cineplex website looking at other movies anyway, so I figured I'd see how sales are going at Scotiabank Theatre on Richmond St in Toronto.

It opens this Friday Jan 30th at Scotiabank in one cinema, four showtimes a day. Opening weekend (Friday, Saturday Sunday) at four shows a day is 12 showings. As of 10:30 am on Wednesday the 28th, the total amount of tickets sold for the whole weekend is... zero. There is not one ticket sold.

Apparently Amazon is doing a "four wall" distribution on this, so theatres get paid a bit whether anyone goes or not, but still couldn't believe the internet chatter was actually super accurate. 12 showings, opening weekend, only theatre downtown showing it, and not a ticket sold."

BallHer@ballher· Jan 9

Nice things 2026! A message to me from a coworker today.

10:39 am

"I admit you are one of my favourite parts of the day."

BallHer@ballher· Jan 5

For your lazy ass. (I didn't know how to do the math either. 😅)

Convert Gas Price ...
convertgasprice.com

Convert Gas Price (CAD/Litre to USD/Gallon)

CAD $1.10/Litre = US $3.023/Gallon

CA$1 = US$0.725911 (last updated 1/5/2026, 5:36:06 AM)

BallHer@ballher· Jan 3

The first nice thing that happened in 2026 for me. It was a photo I took of someone at the Great Wall of China. I directed him where to stand and how to pose so I was like a real photographer. 💅🏽

Hi [name redacted]> Thanks for taking my best photo of 2025; really grateful for that. Hope all is well =)