MyLastSoberDuck
@bammacdduck
NO MEANS NO! NO messages unless from close friends. Mentions of “Bitcoin” or the equivalent will get you blocked. No Solicitors. Telling me of your love for Jesus will get you nowhere. Possession of ducks, otters, or baby goats a +, possibly mandatory.
Deport him to Lower Slobovia! AFTER a taste of the old “wood shampoo”…
Apparently, it’s easier to spend 10 words in the dance around the truth than a single word reporting the facts.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next President of these United States of America…a TRUE MAGA Republican:
I’m an Animist. I worship the Spirits. The more ardent, the more worshipped.
🎶My country ‘‘tis of thee, Sweet land of subsidies…🎵 - Doonesbury
Soon EVERYONE will deny having ANYTHING to do with EITHER of his Presidencies…like they do now with W…who somehow won 2 terms without a single vote…
Just purchase a pair of these and all your draft worries are behind you!
Bunzy, you have 17’ of hair spilling from your helmet through your OPEN visor. To close your visor, you would need to tuck that back into your helmet. To have the necessary room you would need to remove your head. You need some design adjustments…
Laugh all you want. But when the Children of the Couch come for YOUR ass, only Whiskey Pete the Sofa King can control his progeny!
“They should sense the strength and grandeur of the German Reich as they…”
Some people go their entire lives without finding the key to real happiness & inner peace, and you got it on a WEEKNIGHT…