I think this is coming close to being one of the most unrelatable things I've ever written.

Artie being played off The Adventures of Pete and Pete to Magnetic Fields' Why I Cry is such a core memory.

I just realized the main purpose of getting a 3D printer is "I could print so many tonberries".

Ate the entire package in one sitting let no one keep you from joy.

"I need to get some kind of haircut" now with slightly less self loathing.

Sorry in advance for the embedded nightmare.

Well this went yuri fast.

*writes "I will not overthink why I enjoy raise 'em ups so much" on the chalkboard one hundred times*

It's a... yeah.

For when your kid absolutely has too many fingers.

Anyways one block away in a tin shack because Austin.

Cast yourself as a villain

In lieu of vague high ranting here's a specific petty question. Is it okay to get a tattoo that matches another person's if they hate you after someone got super touchy about shit you don't know about happening at a wedding in Toronto that resulted in hella allegations you didn't know about?

Obligatory...

Claw machines are becoming my anti stress when I really don't wanna g-ddamn deal with other people.

Oh hell yee first box.

What an amazingly functional verification process.

Bringing back this PFP by Cathedral of Hee for a spell.

I feel like maybe this was too dark of a way to go about game suggestions and now feel obligated to reiterate that I live a pretty good life even if my misanthropy has peaked.

Challenge Mode: Don't uncontrollably sob about your deceased best friend when getting a 7" autographed.

I need to stop buying long sleeves while I'm still in Texas but fuck these are good.

Glee hits different on weed.

I have finally tried the elusive HEB cronut. Yikes.

Missed the local theatrical run for Another World. GKIDS fandom remains a harsh realm.

Practice makes perfect.

Oh God they want us to clap for a new captain as we exit.

Regret, I have become you.

The national food of Denver is apparently the calzone.