Bart N. Luther King
@bartnlutherking
Woke-ish twitter refugee & Alligator Alcatraz escapee who likes coffee, comics, craft beer, cocktails, Kamala Harris and hanging with the wild bunch.
Don’t YOU worry about Mitch McConnell. Me and Elaine just spoke for about twenty minutes and she assured me that he is on the mend.
I just spoke to Mitch McConnell. We chatted for about 20 minutes. I asked that muthaf*cker why he hasn’t been to work since June 14th and surprise, surprise, he had nothing to say. Nada. Zip. No response. Silence. Gaggged. Crickets.
Good. Locking him up and tossing the key in the bottom of the mutha*ucking ocean. Now, do the kid who shot up the food festival in Seattle.
Well, THIS truly is SHOCKING! 😱 No, not really. This is so NOT surprising. To anyone.
😋 Tonight????? LOBSTAH is on the menu!!! 🫶🏾 Cousin’s Maine Lobster!!!!! #stl #foodtruckfriday
Mitch McConnell is apparently hanging on by the thinnest of threads. Tots and pears.
So. I’m going to take a wild guess and say that we really DID lose the war on drugs.
WAIT, whuttt??? 😂😂😂 He’s actually comparing a rassling ring to the Eiffel Tower????? 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Wait, wait, wait, hold up: They actually have BULLDOZERS and DUMP TRUCKS in IRAN?!?!? WHO KNEW!!!!!
Hillary Clinton was right about *everything*. Happy Memorial Day, yawl!!! 🇺🇸
I’m having coffee with my favorite Republican president EVER, right now! 🇺🇸
😞 Damn. For a second there, I thought it said that TRUMP was ON life support. 😒
Just a few short weeks ago, saying the quiet part out loud:
We are stuck in a loop. Hashtag: Groundhog Day. Trump does. Trump stops in his tracks. He says. They don’t do what Trump requires. He does it all over again. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. This is not any kind of foreign policy. It’s a script to a really bad Hollywood movie. It’s a joke.