Salem 🦇⚰️
@batkingsalem
they/he 🏳️⚧️ 30’s king of guitarprincess artist & certified freak™️ - MINORS/ANTIS DNI! Wife guy to @tsunderestorm.bsky.social shop: chickpeaillustration.bigcartel.com
14 years of portrait painting progress (both of these are sketches so not anything polished)
Despondent face of a girl who has never experienced 107° heat before in her life and hopes to never see it again
The only good news about this heat is that my plants are VERY happy about it!! I’ve been keeping them watered and they’ve really grown a lot over the last few days!
Our hydrangea is blooming for the first time and the blooms are SO PRETTY 😭😭 I hope we can catch them all bloomed at once so we can dry some of them! And I hope they stay this color next year, but if not I’ll adjust the soil pH and hopefully fix it! Picky princess
Jessie made the chicken tenders I would sell my soul for last night and they were SO GODDAMN GOOD, I’m so serious I have never had better chicken tenders in my life
The fact that Mike Wheeler’s dorm room has the painting on the wall, but also he still has his fucking binder of Will drawings from when they were kids!!!!!! THROWING UP!!! Also he kept his “one way” sign but now instead of pointing into the closet it points out the fucking window 🫠
Garden plants are coming along! Tomatoes, peppers, and yardlong beans in these pics but I also have peas, cucamelons, bok choi, and more peppers and tomatoes in my other raised bed slots! The beans came up SO fast, there was nothing even a few days ago and now??
Yummmmmm holy shit I made a brine that had soy sauce, brown sugar, smashed garlic, star anise, and peppercorns in it, and then made a curry rub and put them on the grill and it turned out SO GOOD 100% would recommend
The world sucks but look how many irises we have!! Between buds and blooms there are over 21 flowers on these plants!!
Jessie got me the best Reaper skin in the game, then earned me all of the customizations, and I immediately put him in Alastor mode
We reached a compromise (I moved the pillow onto the blanket I have for her on my desk)
She’s on my desk chair, getting hair all over MY back pillow (which she has knocked over & flattened), and yet she has the audacity to give me this look when I need to move her to work
First ribs of the season omg they’re literally falling off the bone 🤤🤤
I made some fried dandelion blossoms today from ones I picked in my yard! I put curry powder and ginger in the flour mixture along with the actual ingredients and cooked them in coconut oil so they’re like a tasty curried dandelion!
(emeto cw) lines for another colored comm, some stolitz post-pride shenanigans - so excited to color this!!! Baby’s first emeto art (it’s not even really kink but let me have this)
Lines are done on this cute lil chaggi + Emily comm - it’s going to be colored and I’m SO excited!!
I tried out a new brush tonight and made an Alastor #hazbinhotel #alastor
My wrist is hurt so I can’t do much for a bit while I rest it, but take a fem Stolas for Mother’s Day 💖💖💖
I love these things I want to do a million of themmmmmm template: grids.fun/t/hazbin-hotel-9fzao?list=character-rcmaq
Bro did NOT realize this was part of being Vox’s prisoner (womb tattoo idea courtesy of @sheepingly.bsky.social who has a huge brain) ((there will be more)) #staticradio #radiostatic #voxal
We are stars colliding, now we crash like lightning into love ✨💫🪐 #Stolitz #helluvaboss