My 18th album is out now. Join the listening party tonight on Twitch and YouTube! Pre-stream starts at 5 PM EST, listening party happens at 9: www.twitch.tv/baumarius youtube.com/live/LBXOOEI...

Canada is on fire again. It's dangerous to breathe outside. The planet's getting hotter. More than 50% of humans, including many of our leaders, belong to religions that claim nonbelievers will burn in hell. It's almost as if they're manifesting it. But we didn't ask for this.

Localized entirely within your kitchen.

*inhales* Nail in my front right tire. Just fixed the other side ~3 days ago...

This is what I'm contending with. This is the TLDR...

What's wrong babe, you haven't even touched your feetloaf

Go on. Tickle it. See if it elmos.

7 days to go :3

Look...someone had to do it...

I hereby diagnose AI with Failure to Count to Zero.

Survival of the fittest is not a winning philosophy.

I almost cracked yesterday...while driving. I have reached my limit.

Maybe it's possible? youtu.be/a0VCF-5NX24

I can't believe they would clock my species wrong with such audacity

It's happening

This is what I see behind the wheel.

I'm just recovering from the superflu and looks like I might need to ask for help again... Steering wheel locks up at certain points. Mild crunch at 0:18. On some stretches it sounds like the crunchy thing is going to fall through the car. I use this car for Lyft/Uber. 78k miles on it now.

POV: You've been pulled over for committing font crimes in Girard, Ohio

On Friday, May 29th, I am releasing Rebirth: Remastered. All sibilance, offending high-end frequencies, excessive bass, and the untamed mid-range have been resolved - it is MUCH easier to listen to and crank up. Get it here: baumarius.bandcamp.com/album/rebirt...

One of the most important albums in my life - in that it influenced the way my music sounds even today - is practically lost media at this point. The composer switched careers into fire spinning performance and training, and never released it. I'm tempted to post the full album on my YouTube.

Just registered your business in your state? Look out for this scam. "You could be fined more than $16,500 if you don't pay us $110!" Absolute scumbags.

I never could've conceived of this turn of events.

Where should I put these :3

People who can't stop using AI to write things for them hate this one simple trick

It's always in a parking lot.

In China "Tendril Talk" is "Language of the Floating Rhizomes" :3

I hadn't even tested it yet but Indigo sent me what was probably the very first play of my music on vinyl ever, and it sounds fantastic.

One sunset, near where the horses roam, we embraced each other...and I told him, "If I pass before you, I will leave a trail of my scent in the stars - so we might find each other again one day." Art by @janlostte.bsky.social

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