Isaiah

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Isaiah@bboyizilla· 2h

This is one of those movies you see and say "Is there a part one? Doesn't matter, not watching it. But for some reason, I will watch this." Nobody 2 (2025)

Image still from film. It shows a wolf dog in the background curled up next to very chill, vacation mode, Christopher Lloyd character.

Image still from film. It's a haggard Bob Odenkirk character on a cellphone in a blue shirt standing against a stucco orange wall. Great color theory things are happening in this scene.

Image still from film. Shows the film's stars as a family in a Temu version of Disneyland.

Image still from film. It shows Odenkirk's character in an elevator serviceman's disguise. He appears to be tormenting a simple nerd on an elevator.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· 1d

They got the camp and the gritty reboot tropes right with this one. Mortal Kombat (2026)

Image still from film. It shows four light pyres and a human figure in a cloak. Deep within a forest during the daytime.

Image still from film. It shows a very hot and bald actor, Tati Gabrielle, playing Jade. She's laying on the ground in a bit of pain.

Image still from film. It shows soldiers in a thrown room where Shao Kahn is standing up to talk to a recent prisoner, Kitana

Image still from film. It shows an aged Scorpion, played by Hiroyuki Sanada. He stands, looking at his blade, in the afterlife. Surrounded by cherry blossom trees.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· 1d

I have decided to enter the world of camp fighting game film. Mortal Kombat (2021)

Image still from film. It shows actor Chin Han as Shang Tsung on a cheap, sharp-looking sound stage.

Image still from film. It shows actor Tadanobu Asano in full Lord Raiden uniform.

Image still from film. It shows Kano, played by Josh Lawson, smiling on what looks to be beach rocks.

Image still from film. It shows Jax, played by actor Mehcad Brooks. He looks great, but something seems off with his arms.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· 15d

I see Clifford hasn't changed much over the years.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· 18d

Also, I am saving this to my watch later list because I absolutely need to know how the GOD CPU holds up.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· 21d

Yeah, I don't even know anymore. Why does this even exist? Anaconda (2025)

Image still from film. Shows a very washed up Paul Rudd character who is slightly sunburnt.

Image still from film. Shows a wideshot of Brazil's Amazon Forest. There appears to be a young lady far off into the distance. Really hope a giant anaconda doesn't eat her.

Image still from film. Potentially one of the worst moments in any film of 2025. Jack Black is leaning against a tree wincing while Paul Rudd and Steve Zahn's character stare at him as if he is going to die.

Image still from film. It's J-Lo. That's it. It's fucking J-Lo.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· 24d

I head this movie was like a long-form Tales from the Crypt episode: Obsession (2026)

Image still from film. Chloe Breen's character trying her best to deal with a very dry film opening.

Image still from film. Shows a very erratic man (Michael Johnston)at work, looks like he works at a music store -- definitely broke. He's looking at a slip of paper and is disturbed by it.

Image still from film. Shows crowded living room-like room. Filled with young friends surrounding a small coffee table.

Image still from film. Shows the films central asshat, Bear. He's in a dimly lit room filled with kitschy items affixed to the greatest wood paneled walls of all time. He appears to be holding a small box-like object. I wonder if said box-like object ruined his life due to his actions?

Isaiah@bboyizilla· 28d

Yeah, I've been here too long.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· Jul 11

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Isaiah@bboyizilla· Jul 11

Keep pissing off Playstation fans Sony. It will only cause the PS5 emulator to be developed faster

Isaiah@bboyizilla· Jun 22

I wish future-Isaiah could go back to 2014 and tell past-Isaiah that Nicolas Cage will not stop and he will find you in all the media you consume. Black Ops Nicolas Cage is real and he can hurt you.

Image still from game. The image shows a young-ish videogame facsimile of Nicolas Cage holding a hand gun with a vague stare that only Nic Cage can give.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· Jun 15

"I guess this wasn't to bad." Is my review of this movie that I thought I was going to fall asleep to. Transformers One (2024)

Image still from film. It shows our four main characters: Orion Pax, D-16, B-127 and Elita-1. They seem to be stuck on the side of a mountain.

Image still from film. It shows a very old transformer in a cave, covered in moss.

Image still from film. It shows a wide shot of a dystopian desert on a cloudy day. Oh, and there's some alien techno-octopus like creatures in the foreground.

Image still from film. It shows our protagonist and antagonist in what looks like a tropical forest.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· Jun 6

BAH GAWD. BAH GAWD THAT'S BILL MUDRON'S MUSIC!

Isaiah@bboyizilla· Jun 6

Isaiah@bboyizilla· Jun 5

I like that it has happened multiple times at this point. No harm, no foul.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 31

Wanted to watch an unnecessary sequel that sets up another sequel and possibly a spinoff. Oh look. 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

Image still from film. Shows a small living room and crowded dinner table. There appears to be a series of blonde-haired youths intruding on someone's dinner.

Image still from film. It shows a young Black girl being distracted from her studies. She sees something thru her window off in the distance.

Image still from film. It shows Ralph Fiennes character in a leather duster, out in his vast bone temple. It appears he's putting on a very special show.

Image still from film. Ralph Fiennes' character covered in an orange iodine. He is in an open grassy field staring at something or someone that has him startled.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 25

I haven't seen a Josh Harnett feature in a minute. Always good to see him play around with a mid-script. Trap (2024)

Image still from film. Shows a sideview of a black SUV driving down a suburban neighborhood. It appears to be autumn. The trees have shed their leaves and the road is sparsely covered with brown leaves.

Image still from film. Shows a very cheerful Josh Harnett showing his smartphone to someone. The smartphone shows someone in a basement chained to something.

Image still from film. Shows a very nervous Josh Harnett in a dimly let concert arena. Everyone around him appears to be raising their smartphones with the flashlights on.

Image still from film. Shows the films central figure and the reason why everyone in the film is attending the concert. The singer and possible relation to M. Night Shyamalan.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 23

Also, this meme hits the total opposite way after you realize what she did when help arrived.

Meme from the film that shows two images of Rachel McAdam's character. The first image shows her saying "No help is coming." The second image shows her smirking saying "So you better start saving yourself."

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 23

I have finally enjoyed a second Rachel McAdams movie. Obviously, with several caveats, but she did a good job dealing with Sam Raimi-isms.

Image still from film. It shows an island coastline with Dylan O'Brien's character staring off in the distance as Rachel McAdams character is walking away from him towards the see.

Image still from film. Shows a distressed McAdams hanging off a cliff as O'Brien is reaching out to pull her up and save her.

Image still from film. Shows a fairly beat-up Dylan O'Brien character. He seems to be painfully resting in a hammock with a trail of blood trickling from his head.

Image still from film. O'Brien's character is the boss of McAdams and he appears to be grilling her on something ... somewhat work related in his office.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 18

Had a great weekend. Now the vibes are fucked because I have to work

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 11

Apparently the way they rolled out the film was by duing fashion runway exhibits in specific cities. In reality it was the Jodie Turner-Smith show

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 11

Deciding to do minor self-harm to the tunes of a Trent Reznor movie soundtrack: Tron: Ares (2025)

Image still from film. Shows two reddish, future-esque looking, motorcycles. They are in the middle of a busy city street at night. The bikes seem to be excreting some sort of orange laser poop.

Image still from film: Beyond a layer of blurred glass is Athena played by Jodie Turner-Smith. Truly, the only reason to watch this mess.

Image still from film. Shows a giant skull like figure in a digitized world. The skull appears to be talking to its subjects.

Image still from film. It shows a fragmented black and orange road leading to a white light in the distance.

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 10

Isaiah@bboyizilla· May 2

I was wondering when Humble Bundle was going to start doing this. Can't keep those free game keys forever. This weekend I'm going to need a lot of coffee and a lot of internet bandwidth because I'm downloading my ass off.