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Henrock

@bchenrock

Internet Old Man, Veteran of the Forum Wars, shitpost Huginn, beard and dog enthusiast. He/Him. “Let there be light” sure sounds like a prompt to me.

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Henrock@bchenrock· Jun 29

They getting their asses absolutely beat in the replies

A Reddit comment directed at dbrand (OP for this post) that says “you guys are fucking stupid, you know that?” With a reply from dbrand that reads, simply, “yes”

Henrock@bchenrock· Jun 25

Many such cases

A meme of a skeleton doing rear loaded squats. The caption reads “my body is a machine that turns <picture of a Steam special promotion> into <gameplay stats that read ‘Play Time: 0 minutes, last Played: Never’>”

Henrock@bchenrock· Jun 3

You ever just want to kiss a man?

Henrock@bchenrock· May 5

Okay me too

Henrock@bchenrock· Apr 27

This is a Councillor Jarnathan appreciation post

A screenshot from the 2023 movie “Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” of Councillor Jarnathan, a large aviad creature with brown feathers and a red robe

Henrock@bchenrock· Apr 8

Unfortunately a pretty bog standard adult Catholic convert, the kind that has been well-documented in raised Catholic/recovering Catholic circles…

A classic Twitter post that reads “Every lifelong Catholic I’ve ever met is like ‘I think we’re supposed to give this food to poor people” and every adult convert is like “the Archon of Constantinople’s epistle on Pentacostine rites of the Eucharist clearly states women shouldn’t have drivers licenses.”

Henrock@bchenrock· Apr 3

President Bush being informed a second plane has hit the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001.

Henrock@bchenrock· Mar 1

I don’t think I’m supposed to use the term I grew up using anymore so let this photo suffice:

A plain white tank top undershirt like you might find an Italian stereotype wearing in a 1960s sitcom.

Henrock@bchenrock· Feb 9

New York and Hollywood huh?

Two stills from the television show 30 rock. In the top one, Jack Donaghy says “the television audience doesn’t want your elitist, East Coast, alternative, intellectual left wing…”

In the bottom panel, Liz lemon says “Jack, just say Jewish. This is taking forever.”

Henrock@bchenrock· Jan 28

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Greg, Steven’s dad from Steven Universe. He’s wearing floral print shorts and a brown T-shirt. He has long hair and a beard.

Henrock@bchenrock· Jan 26

Will Stancil

Henrock@bchenrock· Jan 26

Mashallah to Imam Stancil and the Minneapolis Intifada

A conservative meme that pictures Will Stancil photoshopped to appear similar to a Hamas leader preaching from the Quran over an image of protesters waving a Somali flag (also photoshopped) and facing off against ICE jackboots)

Henrock@bchenrock· Jan 25

The most normie NPR listening Twin City suburbanites rn

A portrait of John Brown with a look of furious vengeance on his face, beard blowing in the wind

Henrock@bchenrock· Nov 21

My man is thinking about gobbling that Mamdongi.

Trump sitting at the oval office desk looks up smilingly at Zohran Mamdani, who is also smiling and clasping his hands in front.

Henrock@bchenrock· Nov 21

Usha Vance, give me a call if you just want to talk.

Two women wearing sunglasses descend a set of white metal stairs, likely disembarking from an airplane. The woman on the left has dark hair and is wearing a fitted, long-sleeved burgundy dress with a tie at the waist. The woman on the right has windblown light brown hair and is wearing a tan utility-style jacket over a dark top and brown pants. A watermark for Getty Images and the credit "Anna Moneymaker" is visible in the bottom right corner.

Henrock@bchenrock· Nov 11

I’m not even joking

The final lyrics to Lateralus by TOOL:

We’ll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one’s been
Spiral out, keep going
Spiral out, keep going
Spiral out, keep going
Spiral out, keep going

Henrock@bchenrock· Oct 28

Chat, did my wife seasonally decorate us into a Nazi household?

Photograph of a living room with an area rug in frame. The area rug is a mosaic of black-and-white skulls. They are not totenkopfs

Henrock@bchenrock· Sep 23

My son explaining to me the every detail of every minute of the 20 minute YouTube video he just watched on a niche DC superhero team:

A screen grab of the Fox News title card from the Trump administration’s 9/23 autism news conference. It reads in all caps “AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT”

Henrock@bchenrock· Sep 19

One of us one of us

A screenshot of a personal inbox showing the count of unread messages at 49,237

Henrock@bchenrock· Sep 7

Imagine this guy eating a Chicago hot Italian for the first time in his life.

A member of the pontifical Swiss guard wearing the traditional uniform featuring alternating orange and purple stripes, a jaunty hat, and a huge pike.

Henrock@bchenrock· Aug 21

The scene from Hot Fuzz where Timothy Dalton (with a mustache) is standing in front of a picture of the character he is playing. They have the exact same facial expression.

Henrock@bchenrock· Aug 12

The “They Hated Jesus” meme. Top Text reads: “Most people rejected His message.” There is an image with a group of men looking angry, with one shouting “Shut up!” The bottom text reads “They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.”

Henrock@bchenrock· Aug 8

The good boy in question

A photo of a mutt dog (shepherd dominant traits) wearing a hiking vest, standing in front of a small waterfall.

Henrock@bchenrock· Jun 12

This entire website for the past two weeks

A screenshot of a dril tweet that reads ‘go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up “ at me. It only makes my opinions Worse.’

Henrock@bchenrock· May 13

Tag urself etc. this guy is me

A man in the crowd of the sumo match makes a delighted surprise face at the scene in front of him. His lips are pursed in what appears to be a delighted gasp, his eyes crinkled with smiles and eyebrows arched high on his forehead

Henrock@bchenrock· May 12

Detective Lester Freamon, played by Clarke Peters, from HBO’s The Wire. He’s got a a casual linen button down and glasses hanging from a glasses strap around his neck.

Henrock@bchenrock· Feb 1

Simple line drawing of a man riding a horse in a grass field. There is a speech bubble coming from the man that reads, “The world is cruel. Therefore I won’t be”

Henrock@bchenrock· Jan 20

What is it with these guys and penguins?

A picture of a man in full highland regalia, playing a bagpipe next to a penguin. The caption reads, “Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904.”

Henrock@bchenrock· Jan 10

2025 is off to a strong start with regards to violently unsubtle visual metaphors for the hell we are and will endure:

A burning cyber truck in front of Trump’s Las Vegas hotel

A fire storm in Los Angeles consumes a McDonald’s

Henrock@bchenrock· Dec 13

Very funny set of skeets on the skyline

A screenshot of posts on BlueSky: Bobby’s Reagan tweet about sucking on a turd and thinking it’s chocolate right beneath a picture of a chocolate covered pickle that looks exactly like a turd that could be mistaken for chocolate