Bill DeMayo
@bdemayo
A fine #Fella. #DerpState deep operative. Leftishly centered. My mom said I was cool once. She regrets it.
I did the grocery shopping alone this morning because my wife was feeling crampy. She asked me to grab a baked good as a treat.
Had a 20 minute phone call with this total spud. We talked about how you can mash em, cook em, or even put them in a stew.
So I went to bed at a reasonable time and I missed the Presidential Whine-out But this moron actually confirmed RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA as real? Lmfao. Idiot.
Alright Mossad, you think you got us, but now with the power of Tesla and Ketamine, try taking out MechaCharlie 6.9.420!
You don't lose roughly 30% of your perceived approval rating since inauguration if "his voters won't care" - they just don't publicly proclaim their displeasure. They aren't going to protest and fight like we do, they'll protest with a middle finger in their pocket.
Spent 20 minutes visiting Mitch McConnell, I wished him health. We talked about Senate History and how people who call soda "pop" are weird.
I was just informed Erika Kirk dressed like Janet in Rhythm Nation during that whine off and yeah that tracks
FUCKING THANKS A LOT WASHINGTON HILTON IF THOSE FLOORS WERE 2 CORINTHIANS MARBLE THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED! BALLROOM IS SAFTEY BALLROOM IS LIFE
So idk about y'all but seeing Don order doordash McDonald's was already pretty funny... But this. Bro we know. We know. You didn't need to tell us. We know.
"I did not have casual relations with that woman -- Ms. Maxwell." - Melania Trump
THEY ARE MUTILIZATING THE CHILDREN THE MUTILIZATION MUST STOP. DO NOT MUTILIZATE THE CHILDREN
THE STATE OF THE UNION IS I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH ALLS OF YOUSE, AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT. AND HOW GREAT I AM. ITS TREMENDOUS REALLY.