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@beakmoo
Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.
Ugh, bruises are finally emerging from hitting a table with my face on Saturday.
What manner of folk live in this woodland condominium? Gnomes? Elves? Do they ride around on stag beetles? Should I give up the LSD?
I blame this thing, Phoebe. Or Mousy Tongue as she's sometimes known.
I adore the hotel wallpaper. Blue, green and copper is the actual goat's toe.
Name: Wilfred Paws-White Age: 9 Likes: Tuna water, swimming pool hair, sniffing his sister's bottom, belly rubs from the female human only. Dislikes: Closed doors, the humans leaving the house, loud noises. Talents: Absolutely none, he's an idiot.
Badger badger badger. We offered a pile of cat food with two very ripe bananas on top. He ate all the cat food first and had the nanas for dessert.
Sorry, more badger content. Standard badger and blonde eating rice. Sound up for this.
My lava lamp has been stuck like this for 40 minutes. Like a cross between a mushroom cloud and a long-necked goblin creature.
Still struggling to get to grips with the trail camera. We have some lovely videos on it but the Gnome has just sent me the same not very good one five times. Here is is for what it's worth. It's mainly a badger's arse.
Father's Day, so here's my handsome dad just before I was born. He hated father's day, "bloody American nonsense". He was none too keen on Americans either, basing his opinion particularly on the two soldiers who dropped his stretcher in the sea and ran off when they were fired on by a German plane.
Behold! The first badger parade. Albino finding a banana by smell and touch alone.
Artists, quote with your yellow art. Not a lot of yellow, but as yellow as it gets.