the little rat man finally rested on my shoulder without clawing me to death

not much dow whats up with your jones

dignity longboy

gamer cat

did howl attack teto after staring down at him like this? how dare you cast such aspersions on her. she did NOT attack him after i took these. because she attacked him before i took these

WIFE: yesterday? yesterday you said you'd make blazing saddles these days HUSBAND: i'll make blazing saddles these days today WIFE: you'll make blazing saddles these days *now* HUSBAND: i'll make blazing saddles these days now

my confidence in dark arisen 2 being good is equal to how bad kento kinoshita's hair is, and buddy,

yeah games pretty fun

1) new NPC name: Count Disstrackula 2) i was trying to look up whether anyone had said that online and got no hits, but it did lead to this inherently hilarious encyclopedia definition

inCREdible... POWer... AAAAAAAAAAAA

i was kinda interested in one of those new GameSir Tarantula Pro pads, but they replaced the little bonus shoulder buttons with these awful bendy paddle things which can apparently wiggle an absolute ton, but not be removed. obviously this aspect was designed by satan

there are still a few gamepads that i've got my eye on, but they're all notably more expensive, and i get warier as the feature list gets longer. for the curious, they're the Retro Fighters Defender Pro, Leadjoy Saber Plus, and very limited and pricey Void Genesis (83 USD *before* shipping)

teto and howl at peace, which lasts until the end of the sentence "wow they're so at peace"

he is triangling his best

the kind of handsome that rides the train the wrong way for like eight stops because he entered the station from the stairs on the other side

say what you will about dissidia NT but you can't deny that everyone loves the scene where shantotto and ultimecia throw clever barbs back and forth

i looked up character ages and swear to god they must have just said half of these women are younger than they are. we got MILFs and GILFs and himbos and twinks and dumb lesbians and distinguished bisexuals also meroon is there. i love her

you've seen the movie, now play the game

mildly disheveled on the stairs of the fine arts building

tried that echoes of aincrad demo and uh. bro are you okay

may 31 -> june 1 at midnight -> june 1 in the morning

i need less jake armitage from SNES shadowrun and more jake cardigan from william shatner's tekwar. ignore that i saw the four TV movies and was never sure if his first name was jake or jay

oh that's pretty bad. but i still hate looking at jake armitage more

my brother gave me his when i moved back to chicago, but i stupidly uninstalled both the linux portion of the dual boot and actual BIOS stuff, making it unusable immediately i wanted to use it in conjunction with this thing so badly

this is basically me

listen up, jac. those are cubes over there

either one of them... could tip the scales

absolutely