DR LUKANSTEIN ⚧️
@beastcutter
Known cannibal. Writer of erotic fiction. Find my work here: He / gay / 29 / Scotland / 18+ / NO AI Send a tip!
World is bad but you can still buy ai free writing art and games lovingly crafted by bonafide queer freaks
Off to a good start. The sat nav wanted us to drive straight into the ocean lmao
My work here is done
Come to me if you’re a horny gay freak. I’ll look after you. payhip.com/LukanGarrow beastcutter.itch.io
I think if I was the sort of person in charge of where infrastructure goes some adult fans of a kids media came to me crying about the fake grave they made for a fake person in a children's book I would simply tell them to get a grip. And then bulldose it
High summer. Wips galore. "What if I picked up my Christmas ghost story"
Peak humour was driving past Gaydon with my partner and saying "that's where you live"
Those words every round bearded fuck wants to hear : "I'll buy you a pint"
There's something cooking in my head about a Victorian eccentric excavating a show-cave
I'm on holidayyyyy if you wanted to buy me a beeeeeeeeeeer
Im so fucking allergic to twee bullshit. It's fine if that's your thing but it sickens me
The twilight Google scene but it's Shadrach going to the cinema to watch Nosferatu
10 non-horror movies to get to know me. - Edipo Re - Conspirators of Pleasure - Sorcerer - Jason and the Argonauts - Hellboy 2: the Golden Army - Phantom of the Paradise - La Bête - Cruising - Equus - Beau Travail 2 Friedkin films on this list. Not even sorry
ICEBOUND was commissioned by @ladzwriting.bsky.social , whose new novella OUR CRIMSON CAGE is out extremely soon. Preorder it now! 📚: books2read.com/ourcrimsoncage 🔗: payhip.com/b/cReyN ladzwriting.itch.io/our-crimson-...
Someone just bought ICEBOUND! this gay historical erotic short is about the two survivors of an arctic shipwreck. Described as "weirdly wholesome" and "so hot I almost had a wank to it". Cannibalism! Eroticised scurvy! Cold wet men! payhip.com/b/9Gn0T beastcutter.itch.io/icebound
I think my mom thinks Andy Burnham is her son
You receive: lovingly handcrafted gay erotica I receive: cash money
Ares really needs a new chair! He's starting at uni in 2 weeks!
me: writing about a child-eating werewolf Child on train: starts kicking my seat Me:
How to make long train journey go fast: try and get any writing done
Mr Lamb is a noir protagonist so you should check out LAZARUS if you like men fucking up constantly in truly novel ways
You can approach me I only bite sometimes
Are you -gay -horny -fascinated by the ocean Well I've got two shorts for you to check out! ICEBOUND (payhip.com/b/9Gn0T) is about the two survivors of an arctic shipwreck reckoning with their desire for each other. FISHWIFE (payhip.com/b/mf7YJ) a melancholy fisherman x merman story.
Saw someone talking about fae bargains and if that's your thing you should get this!
Ugh I want the umbrella jodorowsky box set so bad but they're only shipping to aus and NZ
Yes you fucking bet I will unfollow you if you're an author using ai for your covers. Fuck you very much
Set up a ko-fi for tips! Help me keep making fucked up gay shit. ko-fi.com/beastcutter
Also thinking about selling these on as I don't really wear them. Not in love with the idea of putting them on eBay. Maybe send me a DM if you're interested 👀
I don't do patreon so I hugely appreciate all sales I get on my stories. If you'd like to support me in my endeavours, tips are awesome! www.paypal.me/knifewingo
Happy yaoi day to the gay historical horror freaks and the gay historical horror freaks alone. Follow the links for freaky fucking.