Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness.

I'm going to be disappointed if Will Ferrell doesn't wear this in The Hawk.

With only one or at least one, tho Predestination

Nope, it was a missed bunt strike then an automatic strikeout.

Not even clock violation automatic strike 3? Is that comedy?

The most impressive piece of hitting might have been Realmuto gearing up to lineout on a 102mph fastball at the letters.

I've checked the rulebook and it seems that what Andrew Vaughn is doing to lefties is legal. Seems like an oversight.

And 30 assists. Tho I guess 140 ppg and 60 RBG will do it too.

Think it was the 54 rebounds per game?

Regression isn't always a negative.

He has been asked to find a missing cat.

Giardineira, mushroom, hot Italian sausage, and garlic. The garlic was a strong addition.

Adam Dunn is running for president unless an infected vestigial organ sidelines his campaign.

Wait. His splits are amazing. And he has 50% more PAs against righties.

1 XBH all night and then an M&M back-to-back special.

More concerned about the potato chip flavor gap, tbh.

Think we know which one is the batman. www.mlb.com/whitesox/new...

It's like how much more clutch could he be? And the answer is none, none more clutch.

More and more people are saying via baseballsavant.mlb.com

Call him Atlas because he's picking up his pitcher and putting him on his back.

Yes including Frank Thomas.

Inside you are 2 batted balls.

This might be the White Sox hardest hit ball of the year and it was an infield out.

Bucatini in a limone gruyere sauce. Fancy mac and cheese. www.seriouseats.com/pasta-al-lim...

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.