"EEEEE-YESSSSSSS?" Oh the gas prices are quite low too and there are PUH-len-teee of jobs."

Mitch McConnell recovering at home. Proof released to puclic:

He's really most sincerely dead.

He's almost a twin of Stephen Miller now.

Huckabee hullabaloo!

She must be doing a TV commercial for "New! Ralston Purina Pork Chex".

Mike Johnson spinning his "Punch the Democrats" show again for the squeamish, cowardly, Republican House.

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He tried to warn us but they took him away!

Delicious Trump Water bottled on site at the White House. Yummy!

Key Largo (1948) "Santana"

Is that Mr. Neutron?

That doctor's name? It must be ..........

Here's the Republicans now. Waiting for their orders from Shepard Johnson and Shepard Thune.

Pick a Bond Villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

Mitch McConnell is stunned, just stunned that Trump has a slush fund for Jan. 6 criminals.

Didn't we win a war against a King to prevent someone from ever becoming king in this country?

A nice irony would be that the same people who cheered on ICE's brutality in removing who they call "illegal aliens", would greet "intergalactic aliens" and the space aliens would eat them.

Kash Patel is "noivous in da soyvous".

"At last, you know what it means to hate. Now you're ready to be a king" - Robert de Brus, 6th Lord of Annandale.

The cognitive reality.

Dark vibes

The New York Mets

Bessent: "Well golly gee folks, I hope-e-tee hope we'll see some prices go down. Eventually, maybe, we hope. If we cross our fingers and pray to the Lord. Gee willikers!"

Here ya go Petey!

Sharon Simmons will next appear as "Granny For Iran War".

Hassett is a weenie and his little smirk makes me want to throw a pie in his face every time he appears on TV. He's like the Trump-supporting Mr. Wilson and we want to be Dennis the Menace and make his life miserable.

Boebert fan base.