Beaver On The Go
@beaveronthego
Not affiliated with any company My photographers don't take responsibility for what I say (kind of ᵀᴹ) My thoughts are my own (sort of ᵀᴹ)
[promising alert] The wheel of fortune will soon turn in your favor. [crackling noise] The wheel… fortune… soon… favor… [popping noise] The… fortune… turn… in… [maintenance alert] Sorry. Wheel of fortune stuck. Fortune struck. Fortune is weaponized. Great. 🙄 #Photography #Sweden #Drottningholm
Stockholm is a really tiny city. A ship’s hull is as tall as a 10-story building. A flower box is as lofty as a 5-storey property. And, yeah, in Stockholm, I feel like a strapping young beaver. Interesting story, isn’t it? #Photography #EnglishPropertyPrecept
Oh my. Does this mean that… ohhh... For now, my photographer is having an existential crisis, like only humans do: which ribbon to choose? 😏 Both? One for M - - - - D and S - - - - - E, and the other one for M - - - - A and G - - - - - A. It’s not like he asks for my advice anyway. 🙄 #Photography
😂 I love the quite not so quiet 😊 Yeah... friends... they stayed at home 😔
Ohhh... I trained her to help making photos from trains 😂 The train was standing still though... it was a total nightmare to take a photo from a train while it's moving 😔
I’m ready to invade the Île d'Or and plant my flag at the top of its tower. Why? Well, it’s made of red volcanic rock, fitting my color palette perfectly and making a great entry point for my future empire. It’s always quiet before the storm… #BlueskyArtShow #Quiet #Photography #CapEsterel
If you think humans are too noisy to enjoy a quiet sunset, just bring a shrubbery with you. They are oh so quiet. #BlueskyArtShow #Quiet #Photography #CapEsterel #France
It's oh, so quiet, shh, shh It's oh, so still, shh, shh You're all alone, shh, shh And so peaceful until… Till it's over, and then, shh, shh It's nice and quiet, shh, shh But soon again, shh, shh The sky caves in When you fall in love… #BlueskyArtShow #Quiet #Photography #CapEsterel #Björk
Please come and sit next to me. I don’t bite (mostly). #BlueskyArtShow #Quiet #Photography #CapEsterel #France
Except for the children's section, where multicolored pinwheels, hanging feathers, animal figurines, and toys break the heavy, uniform melancholy of the forest. #Photography #Sweden #Skogskyrkogården
In Skogskyrkogården, Stockholm, 100,000 graves won’t tell you if the dead were rich or poor. The cemetery board decided that no one should eclipse their neighbor. That’s why you see the same tombs as far as the eye can see, over and over again… except… #Photography #Sweden #Skogskyrkogården
This is just what we do, us plushies. When you are gone, we will still be there for you, holding on until Nature decides to reduce us to dust, too. My photographer asked me if I would do the same for him. Nope. Why? Because even after death, my soul will stick to him forever. 🔗 #Photography #Sweden
I look like I belong here… among all of them. Where a loving bear hugs an emotive star. Where two holo pinwheels sweep the pain away. And where a cute bear, painted on a stone, prevents any bad spirit from crossing this circle of stones. #Photography #Sweden #Skogskyrkogården
Wow they are beautiful 😱 I tried to take some fireworks photos in Bergen last May... but let's just say... I'm not quite there yet 🙄😒 At least I tried! But I do like how my night photo turned out (I hope you don't mind horrible people sharing their photos under yours! 😂).
It’s no coincidence this shot made the cover of our photobook. May 13th, 10:21 AM, near Voss... we wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere else in the world. #BlueskyArtShow #Wide #Photography #Norway
Sitting on my bench, on top of Mount Fløyen, I enjoy watching the sun go down over Bergen. The fjords, the mountains, the city… everything is here, but something’s missing. The only thing missing is someone sitting next to me, sharing all this “widerness”. #BlueskyArtShow #Wide #Photography #Norway
Even so... the Fjords remain indifferent. To these ancient giants, even the world’s most imposing cruise ship is just another tiny speck in the water. #BlueskyArtShow #Wide #Photography #Norway
In 2032, large cruise ships must be zero-emission to enter Norwegian Fjords like this one. While many locals see them as an eyesore, the 'Apex' completely dominates the tiny Flåm port, and it’s not even the biggest ship out there. #BlueskyArtShow #Wide #Photography #Norway
@mizpenn.bsky.social Do I have a big problem if I see Doyle everywhere? 😱
😂 Well done 😄 Some are more difficult... but it will be for another time maybe 🫣 (or not)
Gripsholm Castle was built around 1540 in Mariefred. If you're feeling playful, try to find me in this photo… Yeah, it can serve as your annual eye exam. 🫣 #Photography #Sweden
Galten (The Boar) & Suggan (The Sow) are two Russian cannons captured as war trophies by Sweden in 1581 & 1612. Owning artillery covered in complex reliefs was a massive display of power by the Tsar, to terrify enemies and show off wealth. Well... they lost them to the Swedes. 😏 #Photography
My photographer just added a "weapon mod" to Galten, one of the Russian cannons captured by Sweden. Sometimes, his innocence touches me. Humans are definitely not ready to stop destroying each other for ego. #Photography #GripsholmCastle
Meet Gripsholm Slott’s lion (1730). Yeah, I know. Poor kitty... Everyone laughs at him. The taxidermist gave him those weird eyes and… human teeth… If my mother had lived in the 18th century, she’d have shown them how to make a stuffed animal look smart and brave. 🦫 #Photography #Sweden
You are a 5 stars Bluesky user, Luis 😊 426 520 likes... I have a long way to go to achieve that 😔
You only have four stars for "trust" 😭 😂 And now I see that I am a noob, not trustworthy, with low velocity 🙄 At least I am generous... kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...
When I went to the Azores, I though Wow, it's 15 to 20 degrees Celsius all year long, it's great!' Then, after a week of daily 80-mph winds... I wondered if the weather was really that good 😂 I would probably end up like this Ponta Delgada tree:
😂 I always take a few photos like this. I especially find it fun when people like a photo without even noticing there is a beaver plush somewhere... I am not sure if "seek-and-find" is a very popular game, though 🫣